Youphemism
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Tue Nov-04-08 07:49 AM
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Top Ten Things To Do Before Leaving the White House List Bush starts writing today. (Add your own.) |
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10. Hide the porn.
9. Shred all documents that reference WMD, yellow cake, waterboarding, attorney firing, and Dick Cheney's pickle fetish.
8. Pack up Pelosi/Reid action figures and John McCain dartboard.
7. Take the letter O off all the White House keyboards.
6. Pardon the entire administration.
5. Dismantle congress wiretap listening post.
4. Fill in peephole on Dana Perino's bathroom wall.
3. Pocket the Oval Office ashtray with the White House logo on it.
2. Push Laura's bed back next to mine.
1. Leave a nasty fart hovering in the Air Force One restroom.
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Tue Nov-04-08 07:54 AM
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1. Remove all the "doodle" pads |
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with "Condoleezza Bush" "Mrs. Condoleezza Bush" "Condoleezza Rice Bush" "Condi Bush" written on them.
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Tue Nov-04-08 07:56 AM
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2. LOL! How could I have left out that one? /nt |
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