SwampG8r
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Wed Dec-10-08 01:06 PM
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a social experiment gone wrong |
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i was of 2 minds on this whole cutout groping thing so i decided to do an experiment i had a cardboard cutout of myself made and went to the local mall i placed the cutout in a prominent position near the food court i took a table and began filling out statistics on reaction
no one groped me! no one fondled me at all! 3 women laughed and i guess that showed they recognized my excellent sense of humor a bunch of teenagers made faces at it giggled and left a blind guys dog peed on my leg not the cutouts my actual leg i dont know if that signifies anything or not
im still working on my statistical analysis
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Wed Dec-10-08 01:10 PM
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1. When you're done with it can i have it? |
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Wed Dec-10-08 01:11 PM
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2. will you fill out a survey sheet |
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as to what forms of groping and fondling it will be subjected to?
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Wed Dec-10-08 01:12 PM
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Wed Dec-10-08 01:16 PM
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4. why were you not at the damn mall! |
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because all my data so far suggest no one wants to touch me or my beautiful cutout
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Wed Dec-10-08 01:24 PM
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You can't do a statistical study of a cutout of yourself with your real self in the same space at the mall.
No creature is going to be interested in the flat facsimile of you when the real thing is right there!
This includes blind guys' dogs...
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Wed Dec-10-08 01:43 PM
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6. You must smell like a tree. nt |
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Wed Dec-10-08 01:47 PM
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7. Are you a good looking woman in her 60s who is world reknown? |
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Cause that may be why you are getting different treatment. :shrug:
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Wed Dec-10-08 02:32 PM
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havent wanted to actually admit it but i am in fact sophia loren!
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