Here's what's going to happen on Inauguration Day.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

Warren is going to come out and read a short statement. Hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of people are going to wildly boo his sorry ass. Some time later, Barack Obama will come to the podium and the same group of people is going to wildly cheer for him. And there'll be even louder cheers when he reaffirms his committment to GLBT and women's rights.

And Warren's parishoners and Obama haters won't be able to do anything about it but sit n' spin.

The following day, a missing little blonde girl will sexually violate a cardboard cutout of Rod Blagojevich, and we can all turn to GDP to find out why that is so important.

[crappyjazz]

1. Can you also let us know which lottery numbers are being picked tonight?

TIA

[Liberal Veteran]

3. My crystal ball is fuzzy, but the numbers will contain 0123456789...

.....so be sure to pick numbers that have those numbers in it.

[crappyjazz]

5. Freaking awesome!

:P

[roguevalley]

8. oh god. You are just what I needed right now, liberal veteran

I hug you from Alaska

[hlthe2b]

4. Yes, please... Power Ball with Power Play for Saturday...

and the Colorado Lotto. Thanks so very much. The OP is truly gifted.... (I hope) ;)

[Sarah Ibarruri]

7. ROFL! I want those picks too! nt

[YOY]

2. Let's just hope so.

I really want for something like that to happen.

[nomorenomore08]

6. I sure hope you're right. I see this ending badly for Obama, but maybe I'm too pessimistic.

nt

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

9. I don't think he'll get booed. At least not loud enuogh for people watching it on TV to notice. nt

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

10. .