Chuck Todd + 200 lbs = Rick Warren = Jerry Falwell with a beard

[mtnsnake]

Are they all related or something? :shrug:

[kenny blankenship]

1. ...and Rick Warren plus a red suit =

I mean if you're going to enter into a Faustian bargain, staking the soul of your party in exchange for worldly gain and power, you need to hook up with a convincing looking Mephistopheles. Obama did his shopping well.

[MADem]

2. ...

:rofl:

While it's normally not nice to make fun of people owing to their appearance, an exception is justified in this instance.

Warren, after all, regards "gayness" as a "temptation" to be resisted (that in itself is an interesting take on it, eh?), not a biological fact of an individual's life. Thus, if he is so concerned about being led not into temptation, he might want to consider pushing his own flabby and sanctimonious lardass away from the dessert table at the church potluck dinner, and maybe having the sherbet instead of the triple scoop sundae at the ice cream social.

Gluttony, after all, is one of those DEADLY sins!

[Merlot]

3. Whiter than white

Maybe people feel safe with pasty-faced and pudgy. Non-threatening good old boys? And they all have kinda squinty eyes.

There is something about warren that really repulses me, I'm not sure what it is. I just look at his face and...uggg...ech.

Never heard of the top guy.

[polichick]

4. Exactly!

[mtnsnake]

5. When I look into Warren's eyes

I see the eyes of a crook, a real con-man.

It's as if Jerry Falwell is inside Warren's body with those same exact squinty eyes peering through Warren's skull. Warren is the type of crooked-looking smooth-talking fucker you'd expect to encounter on a used car lot, same as so many other of these high profile money-grubbing preachers on the circuit.

[Sebastian Doyle]

6. I said this yesterday

I was watching that "Honest, I REALLY love all those Christophobic queers" video on Warren's website, and I swore I was watching Jerry Falwell's bastard son.