Let One Thousand Assault Weapons Bloom

[NV1962]

It's official. Ever since the Bush Movement took over the White House and the Pentagon, the new nomenklatura hasn't minced efforts on delivering the proletariat from its burdens. The entrapments of their bourgeois lifestyle were quickly done away with, along with their jobs and spendable income.

This circumstance was quickly seized upon by opening the ranks of the People's Army to the male castaways, for which a convenient mass re-education camp was opened named "Iraq." For the females, a not-so-subtle reminder that their role is to serve the Revolution by raising a healthy litter of strong new soldiers; their right to refuse giving birth to the future Laborers of the State was stripped.

Thanks to meticulously planned and executed four-year Central Plans, the precious industrial resources of the Fatherland were strategically secured in undisclosed locations abroad, while the masses were readied for the newly declared permawar against the old enemy of Eurasia with carefully designed agitprop techniques, faithfully carried out by the "free press."

That was another brilliant stroke of the iron cohort in Washington: after securing the control of the virtual TV network through the appointment of a trusted family member of the Directorat the names of the media remained, but their content was carefully trained to fit the message. Ignorance is strength; war is peace.

What faint memories of another era remained, threatening to cast doubt on the speed and direction of the Fatherland's progress, was expediently neutralized as potentially un-Patriotic, probably counter revolutionary and most certainly suspect.

To celebrate the outcome of his future re-election in the National Leadership Referendum -- tactfully planned for that symbolic first Tuesday in November -- the fearless leader of the Christian-American Union of Soviet States made it known that the masses would have unrestricted access to military-styled assault weapons.

The ingenuity of his plan was to say it was for their self-protection, in case the evil enemies of Eurasia -- carrying that filthy flag of the so-called "United Nations" -- ever set foot to invade the Fatherland. But his real objective was, of course, to cull the useless masses: only the fittest were to remain and serve his Utopia.

As his great example Josef Stalin once said: one death is a tragedy, one million deaths is a mere statistic.

All hail the Titanic Texan!

[blondeatlast]

1. Your closing sentence is dead-on; read Ted Rall's "Generalissimo

El Busho" pp. 94-97 for the chilling proof.