One Last time a George W bush drinking game (please add your own "hits")

[Botany]

God's shots
____________

1 Drink for:

"May God Bless the United States of America"
The Almighty
something about being blessed
prayer

2 Drinks for:

God's gift to______
something about my faith

3 Drinks for:

May God comfort you
God gives me comfort

Terror shots

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1 shot for:

Khalid Shah Mohammad
Keeping the country safe
there are people who want to kill us (something like that)
taking the war to "them"
our brave men and women
the surge
making progress
Iraq is or will be a democracy
after 9/11

2 shots for:
WMDs
Saddam
al Qaeda
Taliban
suiciders
trying to stop freedom or democracy
bad intel

3 shots for

bin Laden (I bet He will not mention his name)
Mission Accomplished

Katrina

no drinking turn off the TV and yell, "I am not stupid
I know what happened so please don't put bull shit on toast
and tell me it is country style apple butter."

Elections and free elections

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1 shot for:

free elections are good
Democracy
the people's will

2 shots:

bush having the unmitigated temerity to talk about elections

3 shots if:

bush says, "I stole Florida in 2000 thanx to Jeb, Jim Bakker, and the Supreme Court ...
what ya' gonna do about it now? And in 2004 I had Ohio so fixed I could have taken a
crap on stage in Cleveland, sold kiddy porn in Dayton, run hookers in Cincinnati, worn
a Michigan shirt @ an Ohio State Game, and burned Ohio University to the ground with
air strikes and still won the state. Too bad about Mike Connell's plane going down (wink wink)

General Stuff:

__________

1 shot for:

the hard choices
I did my best
smirking
talking about his family
time w/ the troops or wounded vets
my ranch

2 shots for:

any "it was not my fault" kinda talk
Who could have seen _______
banks
lost jobs
lost homes
wall street
immigration
tough times
I feel bad

3 shots for:

it was legal

warning don't do more than 10 shots.

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Free drinks if he sings

And now, the end is near;
And so I face the final curtain.
My friend, Ill say it clear,
Ill state my case, of which Im certain.

Ive lived a life thats full.
Ive traveled each and evry highway;
And more, much more than this,
I did it my way.

Regrets, Ive had a few;
But then again, too few to mention.
I did what I had to do
And saw it through without exemption.

I planned each charted course;
Each careful step along the byway,
But more, much more than this,
I did it my way.

Yes, there were times, Im sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew.
But through it all, when there was doubt,
I ate it up and spit it out.
I faced it all and I stood tall;
And did it my way.

Ive loved, Ive laughed and cried.
Ive had my fill; my share of losing.
And now, as tears subside,
I find it all so amusing.

To think I did all that;
And may I say - not in a shy way,
No, oh no not me,
I did it my way.

For what is a man, what has he got?
If not himself, then he has naught.
To say the things he truly feels;
And not the words of one who kneels.
The record shows I took the blows -
And did it my way!

[panader0]

1. Only 10 shots?

You'd only make it through a small part of the speech. I was getting a buzz just reading the list.