Vice Presidential Handlers Lure Cheney Into Traveling Crate

[Zorro]

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/vice_presidential_handlers

[Merlot]

1. That headline is so visually provacative I don't even need to read the satire

[ddeclue]

2. I thought it was a crypt not a crate...

:rofl:

[liberalmuse]

3. They used kittens as bait.

I condemn this cruel practice! Of course I fully condone putting Cheney into a crate. LOL. LOVE The Onion!

On edit: stupid gaffe.

[patrice]

4. What did the use to lure him? a trail of bloody dead baby bunnies?

[HughMoran]

8. Read the one paragraph article

lol - the answer is YES.

[comrade snarky]

9. You should read it too

It clearly states they have to use wounded but LIVE bunnies.

Dead prey holds no interest for Cheney. :evilgrin:

[HughMoran]

10. Yeah, I clued in on the bunnies & didn't notice that the above poster had "dead'

in the subject. It said "break their legs" BTW, so there, I read it.

(oh, and see my post below which was made before the post above :P )

[comrade snarky]

12. Do'h!

That'll learn me to get distracted between clicking reply and post!

[Historic NY]

5. put some lettuce in there & send him to Gitmo.

[BreweryYardRat]

6. I needed that laugh. Thanks. n/t

[HughMoran]

7. "If we break a rabbit's legs and throw it in there, he will eventually go in to finish it off

BUNNIES!!!!1!!

[awoke_in_2003]

11. I saw this a few days ago...

but it is still funny to visualize.