From the USA Customer Service Department, we apologize for our service outage

[Harry Monroe]

Dear World:

The United States of America, your quality supplier of the Ideals of Liberty and Democracy, apologizes for its 2001 - 2008 service outage.

The technical fault that led to this eight-year service interruption has been located, and the replacement software was ordered Tuesday night, November 4th.

Early tests of the newly-installed program indicate that we are now operating correctly, and we expect it to be fully functional by mid-January.

We apologize for any inconvenience caused by the outage, and we look forward to resuming full service---and hopefully to even improve it in years to come.

Thank you for your patience and understanding.


The U.S.A.

[treestar]

1. ROFL!

[blaze]

2. Perfect! LOL