Leave it to Bush appointed John Roberts to fuck it up.

[rateyes]

Hey, Dumbass Roberts, write it on a fucking index card!

"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."

[SemiCharmedQuark]

1. He should have written it on the inside of his sunglasses like in the cartoons

if he needed to.

[MikeNearMcChord]

2. This is the guy bitching about the poor pay of Judges

I'd dock him a month's wages for that blunder.

[rateyes]

3. I'd fire his ass.

[treestar]

4. He moved the word faithfully to the end of the clause

Because he is a dumbfuck who can't get his one line straight!

[rhiannon55]

5. What happened, exactly?

I blinked or something and it sounded like Barack stumbled. Which didn't seem likely.

[rateyes]

6. Roberts said it wrong...

putting the word "faithfully" in the wrong place, and it threw Obama off...then Roberts said it right, but then Obama put the word faithfully at the end of the phrase, and then the rest was correct.

Roberts is a dumbass.