Vice President Dick apparently was in wheel chair because he sprained his back packing boxes ...

[ddeclue]

According to FauxNews...

I was also going to post on Byrd and Kennedy but I guess everybody already knows.

:patriot:

[MrCoffee]

1. Not to be, you know, that guy...but

It's Former Vice President Dick, thank you very much.

[ddeclue]

Yeah but the operative word here is DICK..

:rofl:

[Lucky 13]

2. And we learned the back injury explanation yesterday...

[ddeclue]

8. oh well.. it was news to me..n/t

[niyad]

3. does anybody seriously believe he was packing things himself?

[leftstreet]

18. Yes. It was gold bouillon. That shit's heavy

:hi:

[RobinA]

21. See...

this is what I don't get. You're the VP and you pack your own boxes? You have had umpteen heart attacks, several mechanical objects keep your heart beating, and you lift moving boxes???? When was the last time anybody saw this man ambulating under his own power?

[KewlKat]

4. Perhaps all the years of corruption are weighing him down a bit.

I for one can't believe he packed anything, unless of course it was potential evidence of his dirty deeds and he couldn't risk anyone else seeing it.

[Motown_Johnny]

5. poor guy, I bet the pain is just TORTURE !!!!!

fuck him

[Submariner]

6. He was probably bending over to un-jam the shredder

[ddeclue]

11. Yeah that'll happen if you feed too many sheets in at once..

:rofl:

[djg21]

7. More likely carrying boxes to the shreader (nt)

nt

[HughMoran]

9. Yeah, this was posted last night

Apparently a lot of people didn't see the post.

Too bad it was only his back :evilgrin:

[ddeclue]

12. oh well. first I knew of it was about an hour or so ago,.

Just got home from the local inauguration watch here in Orlando at "Wall Street" downtown.

Doug D.

[HughMoran]

16. Oh, don't worry, lots of people today were asking what was wrong with DICK

:)

[GodlessBiker]

10. I thought it was because evil has a tendency to warp spines.

[Jackpine Radical]

13. That just sounds like such total bullshit.

Cheney's WAY TOO IMPORTANT to pack his own fuckin boxes. That's a cover story for whyever he's really in the wheel chair. My personal bet is that Bush kicked him in the nuts a couple days ago for ruining his Presidency.

[Sebastian Doyle]

14. If the DICK actually packed any boxes himself

Then those boxes should be seized immediately, because they probably contain evidence that his criminal ass didn't want anybody else looking at.

[RepublicanElephant]

15. strategically timed back sprains mean...

...never having to stand up before the first black president.

[BklynChick]

17. does anyone actually believe he was packing his own boxes?

:rofl:

[treestar]

19. Anyone who expects us to believe he does his own manual labor

is a freeper! :rofl:

[ddeclue]

20. Well there are probably some things he doesn't want anyone to see...

like his Satanic bible and sith light saber...

:rofl:

[NYC_SKP]

22. Is it true that the inauguration was delayed because of HIM?!!!

With my dad at the fucking hospital waiting room hallway I stepped into where the tv was at 8:59 and stayed a few minutes not knowing what was going on.

Dick go-fuck-yourself Cheney delayed it by five minutes.

Is that what happened?

[ddeclue]

23. It seemed on time to me. nt

[OnyxCollie]

24. It was about four minutes off.

Obama was to be sworn in at noon.

[ddeclue]

25. OK...oh well.... Obama was running 15 minutes late earlier in the day

when they went to the church..

:)

[NYC_SKP]

26. Thanks. In my case I had to miss it because Dick Cheney is an asshole.

My dad's very ill and not capable of speaking for himself, so I couldn't leave him for too long alone in the hallway and it was too far to the crowded room that had the TV to take him with me (and miss his being called).

Family over personal celebration.

But I'd like to have seen it live, on time, when I went to watch it.