zbdent
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Wed Sep-15-04 10:42 AM
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My, that Pickles sure is amazingly versatile! |
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Where was she when the Niger documents were given to her husband?
She sure could have debunked them real quickly, and saved a lot of trouble! I mean, if she can tell that a typewriter has or doesn't have proportional spacing by a quick glance at a xeroxed document, then surely she could have been able to immediately debunk the Niger documents, especially the part about using the outdated letterhead and the official's name who had been long gone.
And don't forget, her comment about the millions of "bad" commercials about her husband (which, when calculated using the standard 8 minutes of commercials per half-hour comedy show, and on three of the four "major" networks, meant that every commercial played since December 1999 would have been anti-W).
Why wasn't she outed by Novak as an "intelligence agent"?
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Wed Sep-15-04 10:43 AM
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1. all that librarianing paid off n/t |
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Wed Sep-15-04 10:44 AM
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I mean, Pickles is just the all-purpose Stepford woman! Where will she show up next--Secretary of State when Powell leaves?
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Wed Sep-15-04 10:45 AM
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3. She's afraid * will be at home all the time |
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Wed Sep-15-04 10:45 AM
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4. Never misunderestimate the Power of Pickles |
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Next, she will transcend time and launch herself into space to capture the Genesis spacecraft before it crashes to earth.
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Wed Sep-15-04 11:51 AM
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9. Wait, didn't she singlehandedly travel into the FUTURE to save |
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us from the Borg Invasion and keep the Vulcans from turning us into that socialist "Federation"?
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Wed Sep-15-04 10:46 AM
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5. Don't forget her expertise |
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on stem cell research. What a woman!
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Wed Sep-15-04 10:47 AM
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6. LOL!!! She is such an expert on everything!! |
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She is the ultimate Stepford wife. You go, girl!!!
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Wed Sep-15-04 10:51 AM
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8. Just heard she has a 75% approval record |
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That would mean that 25% of us adore Pickles - sure...LOL
Heard that on morning news.
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Wed Sep-15-04 12:00 PM
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12. Yes, she was able to assure us that stem cell research was not |
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going to help anyone currently suffering from Alzheimer's. I don't recall if she looked into her crystal ball as to whether this research could help us in the future.
She's quite a gal, ain't she?
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Wed Sep-15-04 10:50 AM
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7. Yes truly an untapped National treasure |
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She has the natural ability to read aloud anything put in front of her.
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Wed Sep-15-04 11:54 AM
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10. Which is more than you can say about her husband |
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Who can barely speak coherently when the words are being piped into his earpiece.
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Wed Sep-15-04 11:58 AM
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11. Pickles for President |
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Wed Sep-15-04 12:01 PM
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13. I wouldn't go that far |
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I think we've had quite enough Bushes in the White House!
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