kestrel91316
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Tue Mar-24-09 11:48 PM
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Obviously the only way President Obama can deliver prepared statements |
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correctly is to use clay tablets inscribed in cuneiform. And he can translate them on the fly. THAT will satisfy the whining trolls.
Or not.
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Tue Mar-24-09 11:50 PM
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1. WTF is wrong with these Teleprompter gate people. Its a piece of technology |
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that should be used, after all its 2009.
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Cant trust em
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Tue Mar-24-09 11:51 PM
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2. Maybe he can use sign language while he talks. NT |
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Tue Mar-24-09 11:53 PM
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3. Actually, clay tablets are also cheating and show his mental weakness. |
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The only thing we can accept is STONE tablets personally carved by Obama himself.
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Wed Mar-25-09 12:02 AM
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4. Maybe they should take a BIG pile of manufactured White House Kitchen snow... |
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And lay it in front of the podium. In lieu of snow, they could use mashed potatoes.
President Obama can come forward and whip it out, and PISS his statement into the fluffy white pile in front of the press corps.
WILL THAT WORK? WILL THAT BE GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?
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Jeeze... these people.
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Wed Mar-25-09 12:04 AM
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5. Definitely mashed potatoes. But they need melted butter in a |
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squeeze bottle rather than pee. So everybody can have yummy mashed potatoes to eat at the end of the presser.
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Wed Mar-25-09 12:36 AM
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6. I have visions of Chucky T with mashed potatoes in his goatee... |
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Wed Mar-25-09 12:44 AM
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7. I think he should have a list of double entendres inscribed in cuniform |
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to pull out on the likes of Ed Henry from time to time.
Now THAT was thing of beauty- the law professor cracking back on the over eager student.
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Wed Mar-25-09 08:54 AM
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8. What were they expecting McCain to use if he had won the Presidency? |
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Chalkboard? Slide projector? Easel? Lieberman whisper in his ear?
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