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Jackeens Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-01-09 07:31 AM
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Never mind meeting the Queen, meeting her husband will be the, eh, interesting one

"International diplomacy is not Prince Philip's strong suit....He gave another foot-in-mouth display when he asked a Tamil priest about any links to the militant fighters the Tamil Tigers, during a visit to a Hindu temple with the Queen on her Golden Jubilee tour.

Other eyebrow-raising pronouncements have included:

# Speaking to a driving instructor in Oban, Scotland, he asked: "How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?".

# Still throwing spears? (Question put to an Australian Aborigine during a visit in March 2002)

# "Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed." (during the 1981 recession)

# "We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun, asking 'Are you all right? Are you sure you don't have a ghastly problem?' You just got on with it." (commenting in 1995 on modern stress counselling for servicemen)

# "If a cricketer, for instance, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats?" (in 1996, amid calls to ban firearms after the Dunblane shooting)

# "Bloody silly fool!" (in 1997, referring to a Cambridge University car park attendant who failed to recognise him)

# "It looks as if it was put in by an Indian." (in 1999, referring to an old-fashioned fuse box in a factory near Edinburgh)

# "Deaf? If you are near there, no wonder you are deaf." (in 1999, to young deaf people in Cardiff, referring to a school's steel band)

# "They must be out of their minds." (in 1982, in the Solomon Islands, after being told that the annual population growth was only 5%)

# "You are a woman, aren't you?" (in 1984, in Kenya, to a native woman who had presented him with a small gift)

# If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it

# "Your country is one of the most notorious centres of trading in endangered species in the world." (in 1991, in Thailand, after accepting a conservation award)

# "Oh no, I might catch some ghastly disease." (in 1992 in Australia, when asked to stroke a Koala bear)

# "You can't have been here that long - you haven't got a pot belly." (in 1993, to a Briton in Budapest, Hungary)

# "Aren't most of you descended from pirates?" (in 1994, to an islander in the Cayman Islands)

# "You managed not to get eaten, then?" (in 1998, to a student who had been trekking in Papua New Guinea)

# "If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it." (at a 1986 World Wildlife Fund meeting)

# In 1996 he caused an outcry among gun law reformers when he said: "There's no evidence that people who use weapons for sport are any more dangerous than people who use golf clubs or tennis rackets or cricket bats."

# The Prince angered local residents in Lockerbie when on a visit to the town in 1993, he said to a man who lived in a road where 11 people had been killed by wreckage from the Pan Am jumbo jet: "People usually say that after a fire it is water damage that is the worst. We are still trying to dry out Windsor Castle."

# During a Royal visit to China in 1986 he described Peking as "ghastly" and told British students: "If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed."

# He said of Canada: "We don't come here for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves."

# At the height of the recession in 1981 he said: "Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed."

# In 1966 he provoked outrage by saying: "British women can't cook."

# Commenting on stress counselling for servicemen in a TV documentary on the 50th Anniversary of D-Day, he said: "It was part of the fortunes of war. We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun, asking `are you all right - are you sure you don't have a ghastly problem?'. You just got on with it."

# Personal remarks have annoyed singing stars. In 1969 The Duke said to Tom Jones after the Royal Variety Performance: "What do you gargle with, pebbles?".

# At a private lunch given 30 years ago he said he thought Adam Faith's singing was like bath water going down a plug hole.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/1848553.stm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/416992.stm
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Clio the Leo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-01-09 08:17 AM
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1. I joked with a friend of mine that Philip would probably remark...
"So you're that Negro the Yanks are all excited about!"

And then he'll stand off to the side looking completely bored.
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Jackeens Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-01-09 08:47 AM
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2. I fear you might be right!
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Blue_Tires Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-01-09 09:32 AM
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3. lol at that!
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nuxvomica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-01-09 12:16 PM
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4. The Cantonese joke is actually a variation on an old Chinese one
According to my Chinese co-worker, it's said in China "if an animal has four legs and it's back faces the sky we will eat it."
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asphalt.jungle Donating Member (792 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-01-09 12:28 PM
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5. besides a few not so cool ones, he seems like
a pretty fun guy to be around. usually people like him are humorless, he seems like a frat boy (intolerable on weekdays, but great on the weekends).
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rvablue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-01-09 01:27 PM
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6. I guess.... that is if you like kicking it on a Saturday night with racist, insensitive, arrogant
assholes.

Me? Not so much.
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Kaylee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-01-09 01:27 PM
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7. Oh my...there's no hope for him is there. nt.
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vaberella Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-01-09 01:31 PM
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9. Nope. n/t
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vaberella Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-01-09 01:30 PM
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8. I love Prince Phillip. I truly do. He's out of his mind.
He has no leash on his mouth and I appreciate it. You'd think he's racist right? But he says crazy shit about EVERYONE!!!
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Beacool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-01-09 01:32 PM
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10. He is a nasty man.
He is mean, racist and a man who has cheated on Elizabeth with any blonde woman (his favorite type) who would let him; including a duchess who is Elizabeth's cousin.

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Cha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-01-09 01:54 PM
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11. Imo, this is the one that shows the most what a callous
bloke he is..

# "Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed." (during the 1981 recession)
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louis-t Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-01-09 02:14 PM
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12. Wow, classy guynot.
I couldn't say "not" fast enough. Some of these quotes are in there twice.
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