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Thu May-07-09 12:16 PM
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That's it. I'm through with Obama. |
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Mustard on a hamburger?
I've been duped. I thought he was like me. I thought he was "the one".
"The one" wouldn't ruin a perfectly good burger with mustard.
You've convinced me, Sean Hannity. I was wrong about the guy. Keep up the good work of enlightening the world about who Obama REALLY is.
Friggin' mustard-eating communist anti-christ.
After all... Mustard and Muslim both start with the same three letters. At some point, this stuff is no longer just a coincidence.
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Thu May-07-09 12:17 PM
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1. Sure it wasn't yellow ketchup? |
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It probably wasn't mustard, that would be like putting mayo on a burger, and I'm sure nobody would do that!
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Thu May-07-09 12:17 PM
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2. The French like mustard. |
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Thu May-07-09 12:33 PM
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their freedom fries? ICK!!!!
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Thu May-07-09 01:09 PM
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48. Fancy Mustard is Code |
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for "hannity is an idiot".
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Thu May-07-09 12:17 PM
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3. Best of the day!...n/t |
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Thu May-07-09 12:17 PM
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4. It was probably GERMAN or CHINESE mustard... |
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Or that one with the FRENCH name!
No REAL American would eat that!
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Thu May-07-09 12:20 PM
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5. You spelled Muslim wrong. It's Muslin, don't ya know. |
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Thu May-07-09 12:20 PM
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6. Guess you've never been to Texas. Here in Cowboy Land, |
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all the local burger joints serve hamburgers with mustard and NO KETCHUP. You have to make a special request for it, and even then they only give it to you in packets. I guess Texans are all just liberal elitists!
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Thu May-07-09 12:24 PM
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my Gardenburger or it isn't complete.:)
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Thu May-07-09 12:24 PM
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Texas is just a mis-spelling of "Taxes", you tax-and-spend socialist commie |
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Thu May-07-09 12:44 PM
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42. All right. That's it, ketchup-hatingTexas. Secede now! |
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Thu May-07-09 12:20 PM
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7. Oh good, I love mustard - knew he was smart! |
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Thu May-07-09 12:22 PM
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Thu May-07-09 12:30 PM
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29. You bet - and proud of it! :) |
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Thu May-07-09 12:21 PM
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8. I don't eat "hamburgers" anymore but |
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Edited on Thu May-07-09 12:22 PM by Cha
it:9 goes on my Gardenburger and most definetly went on my hamburger back in the day.
I don't know how to live without many varieties of hot mustard:P
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Thu May-07-09 12:22 PM
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Thu May-07-09 12:22 PM
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10. Everyone knows that mayo is the best condiment on a burger. |
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;)
Tastes great on brats and fries too.
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Thu May-07-09 12:23 PM
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12. Mayo sounds an awful lot like "Mao", you communist |
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Thu May-07-09 12:24 PM
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15. My mind shrieked upon reading that statement. |
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The horror. The...horror...
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Thu May-07-09 12:33 PM
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31. Don't knock it till you try it |
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I used to think it was weird too, but it's really tasty and it serves the additional purpose of keeping the meat juices from soaking the bun. Thanks Alton Brown!
I eat fries with either pure mayo or tartar sauce. Delish!
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Thu May-07-09 12:24 PM
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13. Reason #45,689 that I love this man - I HATE ketchup!!! |
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Thu May-07-09 12:25 PM
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17. So Pittsburgh.. home of H.J. Heinz Company... is evil now? |
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Thu May-07-09 12:38 PM
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36. Well now that you mention it.... |
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:)
I'm a mustard woman and proud of it.
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Thu May-07-09 12:25 PM
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18. Ketchup is for children and Midwesterners who never changed their palates. nt |
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Thu May-07-09 12:26 PM
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21. How do you change your palate? Surgery? |
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Thu May-07-09 12:28 PM
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26. The socialist brainwashing needle goes up through the soft palate. |
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The scarring makes it impossible to enjoy All-American ketchup.
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Thu May-07-09 12:39 PM
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38. You don't change a palate...you "cultivate" it. |
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At least that's what I tell my kids, when I let them take a little sip of my Cocktail Original* They reel in disgust and I say "You need to 'cultivate' a taste for this!" (I don't let on I'm a screaming rummie who'll drink anything this side of turpentine! ;))
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Thu May-07-09 12:26 PM
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Thu May-07-09 12:28 PM
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27. At least it is a vegetable for the school lunches.... unlike mustard, you commie |
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Thu May-07-09 12:24 PM
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16. He asked for FANCY mustard too - not plain ol' yellow basic stuff |
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Thu May-07-09 12:25 PM
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19. Great.... so now he's a limp-wristed wussy Muslim? I knew it... |
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Thu May-07-09 12:26 PM
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22. I heard a guy order mayo on a frankfurter |
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We were in a drive-in place down in Vicksburg,Mississippi. We'd been driving all day and I was overtired. A guy pulled in next to us and placed his order. Once I started laughing I couldn't stop and laughed till I cried.
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Thu May-07-09 12:28 PM
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25. On the Hawai'ian Islands they |
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put Mayo on everything. I use to wonder if it had something to do with the missionairies?
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Thu May-07-09 12:30 PM
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28. And they think it's normal to sell a Spam McMuffin in McDonalds, so it shows you what they know. |
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We should give Hawaii back to the Germans!
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Thu May-07-09 12:35 PM
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34. Laugh at me and I'll force feed you one. |
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Don't worry, you'll love it. :)
Mayo bigotry must stop!
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Thu May-07-09 12:44 PM
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41. I've been tempted since I'm not a food snob |
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And I do love mayo, too.
I think it was the long drive plus the fact that Vicksburg had been transformed since we visited there last 20 years earlier around 1981 or so. It went from a lovely historic town to a gambling mecca. We couldn't find a nice place to eat at that time of night except maybe to go to one of the giant casinos. So, exhausted, we pulled into the drive-in. Mayo on a frank put me over the edge. I swear, I laughed till tears flew.
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Thu May-07-09 12:27 PM
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Thu May-07-09 12:28 PM
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So did Kaiser Wilhelm. Or was that mustard gas? Anyway, he wore a pointy helmet.
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Thu May-07-09 12:31 PM
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Thu May-07-09 12:35 PM
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33. I'm ok with him til he puts ketchup on a hot dog.... |
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Thu May-07-09 12:37 PM
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(Did you see the segment on Colbert -- or was it Stewart? -- about Baconaise?)
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Thu May-07-09 12:39 PM
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37. Wouldn't surprise me. He's such a frigging elitist. |
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Thu May-07-09 12:40 PM
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39. How dare he call himself American when he likes that French mustard! |
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Where is his birth certificate? I demand to see proof of his citizenship. We could have an alien in the Whitehouse. OMG we're screwn!
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Thu May-07-09 12:42 PM
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40. I think his mother ate ketchup on hot dogs while she was giving birth to him in Kenya. |
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Thu May-07-09 12:46 PM
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43. He should have used ketchup. But not Heinz, 'cuz Heinz ketchup pays for John Kerry's windboard |
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And don't spell it catsup, 'cuz that's la-de-dah.
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Thu May-07-09 12:46 PM
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44. What's all this about mouse turds? Mouse turds don't belong on hamburgers! |
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Thu May-07-09 12:50 PM
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45. He can't even order a burger right without his teleprompter |
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Thu May-07-09 12:50 PM
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46. Wonder if hannity ever makes himself sick |
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with the slop he serves up?
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Thu May-07-09 01:01 PM
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47. That kind of mustard has spices in it! |
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How do we know they didn't get those spices from terrorists?
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Thu May-07-09 01:10 PM
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49. you guys have all wrong |
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both Ketchup AND Mustard are nasty vile substances.
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Thu May-07-09 01:17 PM
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Thu May-07-09 01:18 PM
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51. you're so totally missing the point |
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ketchup is loved by AMERICANS right here in the good ol U S of A
mustard, DIJON MUSTARD(!) made by GAY PARISIANS for rich old Bentley-driving elitist Kenyans LIKE NOBAMA
ketchup might be gross, but it's OURS!!
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Thu May-07-09 01:37 PM
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53. There's always a third party jerk with that "both condiments are bad" garbage. |
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It's a matter of the lesser of two evils. Don't tell me you're one of those anarchists who thinks meat can get along just fine without any sort of governing condiment.
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Thu May-07-09 02:00 PM
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54. Yep, I bet Ron Paul eats his burgers dry... |
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and ALWAYS on private property, never in tax payer funded picnic area.
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Thu May-07-09 01:33 PM
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52. Mayo loving people thrown under the bus again |
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Thu May-07-09 09:18 PM
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55. Not just mustard, spicy mustard or dijon |
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Thu May-07-09 09:23 PM
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56. who was it who said if that's all they've got their in trouble. lol. |
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Thu May-07-09 09:23 PM
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57. What would we do without Hannity and Fox to keep us posted |
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on the important things in America. :cry: I love this country!
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