Too good not to share: Sure Eats a Mean Dijon

[Hello_Kitty]

From Wonkette commenter SayItWithWookies on this hysterical thread:

With apologies to The Who…

Ever since I was a young boy
I used the yellow stuff
From French’s down to Gulden’s
I could never get enough
But the president one-upped me
On burgers and with slaw –
That socialist half-muslin
Sure eats the mean Dijon.

He orders it so smoothly
And waves his bills around
He shouts out to the Mexicans
Who lay those patties down
But when he hits the condiments
You see them drop their jaws –
That socialist half-muslin
Sure eats the mean Dijon.

It’s a Dijon blizzard
There has to be a twist –
The Dijon blizzard is
On Rush Limbaugh’s list

Why do you think he does it?
(Just to piss them off!)
What makes him so halal?

He pretends to be American
When he plays basketball
And even in a turban
All his three-pointers fall
But he can’t bowl for diddly
And at the burger stand I saw –
That socialist half-muslin
Sure eats the mean Dijon.

I thought I lived
In a nation of Christians
But we just handed the
Caliphate to him.

Now universal healthcare
Is coming in the fall
And tattoos on our foreheads
Will be our wake-up call
So don’t say that it surprised you
‘Cause it’s written on the wall
That socialist half-muslin
Sure eats the mean Dijon.

[louis-t]

1. Haaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

Great!

[Occam Bandage]

2. This is brilliant. Brilliant!

[Cha]

3. He sure do!

After my own heart.:loveya:

[onenote]

4. terrific. Now we need a rousing chorus of the Beatles' "Mean Mr. Mustard"

[tridim]

5. Awesome! I knew it was going to be based on Pinball Wizard just from the thread topic.

[cascadiance]

6. I just became unemployed. Do I lose my unemployment benefits if I buy Dijon mustard?

Or perhaps others aren't allowed to use food stamps to buy it?

Too fancy for us!...

[yy4me]

8. Nah, it's made in the good old USA, you're safe.

[asphalt.jungle]

7. Wingnuts/Freeptards have another reason to disown Dubya

http://georgewbush-whitehouse.archives.gov/independenceday/2004/recipes.html

President and Laura Bush’s Deviled Eggs Recipe

12 large eggs, boiled hard and peeled
1 Tbsp (plus) soft butter
1 Tbsp (plus) mayonnaise
1 Tbsp Dijon mustard
1/2 tsp Yucatan Sunshine Habanero sauce
Salt to taste


I love how their own stupidity is shrinking the list of acceptable wingnut foods they are allowed to eat.

[cascadiance]

9. The anti-immigrant types will probably also object to the Habanero sauce from Yucatan too!

[Starry Messenger]

10. OK. I rofl'd.

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