saltpoint
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Mon Sep-14-09 09:05 PM
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Sorry I'm late this evening, everyone. I would have made it sooner but |
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spent most of the late afternoon phoning up professional tennis players and screaming vulgarities at them.
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Mon Sep-14-09 09:07 PM
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1. Thank God, we were about to send out the search party. |
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Mon Sep-14-09 09:08 PM
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2. That would have been totally boss. |
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Flashlights, bullhorns, baying hounds...
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Mon Sep-14-09 09:09 PM
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5. I even had a cadaver dog lined up, ya know, in case of the worst |
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Glad you showed up. Guess ol Stink Finder has the night off.
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Mon Sep-14-09 09:11 PM
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6. I'm known for my timing, dammit. |
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Mon Sep-14-09 09:08 PM
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I spent the late afternoon swigging cognac out of the bottle and phoning seventeen year old pop singers and degrading them.
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Mon Sep-14-09 09:09 PM
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Tue Sep-15-09 12:06 AM
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Edited on Tue Sep-15-09 12:08 AM by Hutzpa
because I know you did not spent that much time there, I saw the time sheet.
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Tue Sep-15-09 12:07 AM
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8. Obama just called you a "jackass." Off the record. nt |
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Tue Sep-15-09 02:32 AM
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9. On of off the record, it hurts my feelin's. |
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