Alan Keyes: My Birther Lawsuit Will Proceed

[babylonsister]

:rofl: And guess who his attorney is? One is nuttier than the other!


Alan Keyes: My Birther Lawsuit Will Proceed
Digg Tweet By David Weigel 10/7/09 4:44 PM


The perennial presidential candidate blogs that his quest to overturn the results of the 2008 election — which he surely would have won had Barack Obama had to answer questions about his citizenship — will continue, his lawsuit having not been dismissed.

I just received a call from Orly Taitz, my attorney in the case seeking proof of Obama’s eligibility for the Office of President of the United States. Judge Carter has released a statement declaring that the dates he set for the hearing and trial on the eligibility issue are confirmed, and it will move forward as scheduled. Apparently he was not swayed by the Obama lawyer’s arguments.

[thereismore]

1. What has Obama ever done to that frothing mad Oily Taint? nt

[Solomon]

3. He was born half-black.

[kestrel91316]

4. His crime is obviously "presidenting while being black".

[saracat]

19. And he admitted on Letterman that he was "actually Black" before he was

elected! :rofl:

[Brewman_Jax]

35. He moved into the wrong neighborhood

I understand he's living in a VERY exclusive section of Washington, DC, and Taitz and Keyes don't like that.

[kestrel91316]

2. This lawsuit will proceed until it, too, is dismissed with prejudice.

[JuniperLea]

5. All they need now is slide whistles and exploding cigars!

The Keystone Cops are all lined up!

[babylonsister]

7. Bwhahaha! You made me laugh! That visual! nt

[JuniperLea]

9. That's Keyes on the phone...

In case you missed it...

:rofl:

I just happened to have seen that pic... very timely! I love it when life plays out like that.

[MNDemNY]

8. Big shoes and rubber noses, too!

And a shovel for all the elephant shit.

[JuniperLea]

11. Ha!

I was trying to think of more props! Cool...

[Chulanowa]

13. I was thinking of different sound effects

Like perhaps a sad trombone

[JuniperLea]

14. Awesome!

Now we need one that goes, "bwop bwop bweeeeeeeee" for the intense suspense moments!

[AspenRose]

17. Ooh I got one!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A

[Drunken Irishman]

23. First thing that came to my mind, too!

[leftynyc]

6. I thought Keyes was an attorney

This was a matter of housekeeping and the notice they're referring to is dated 10/5 and is the minutes of the proceeding. Lawyer and client are both morons whose heads will explode when the motion to dismiss is granted.

[msanthrope]

15. I think it's a cynical attempt to get more donations. Sure, Keyes

knows what the housekeeping means, and knows the FRCP that requires it.

But he knows that the average Freeper is too stupid to listen to anyone who will tell them that this is routine, and has no bearing on the Mot to Dismiss.

[onenote]

16. i don't think so. he has a phd from Harvard, which is probably an embarassment to harvard

[WeDidIt]

18. Keyes is not nor has he ever been an attorney. n/t

[Cha]

10. And, this "is preceding" because..?

Because that's what courts do?

[saracat]

12. You know, it may be a draw as to who is more delusional.Keyes or Orly

[jesus_of_suburbia]

22. I think Orly wins on the delusion scale. I don't think Keyes is stupid... just mean.

and an attention whore

[LiberalFighter]

20. Does she offer an enema to him as an extra bonus?

[LiberalFighter]

21. Keyes is pissed (sore loser) cause he lost to Obama in 2004 by more than 2.2 million votes.

[rebel with a cause]

24. Yes, I remember it well.

Because Obama came to Southern Illinois and keyes knew if he wanted any votes at all he would have to get to rural areas, he came down here. And guess who liked him? Those who were the rightest of right and the whitest of white. Any other time, like if he hadn't been against Obama and had not been spouting ridiculous right wing rhetoric, they probably would have been the ones wearing white sheets and wanting to lynch him.

But my question now is....How in the hell does keyes think he could have won anything in 2008. I didn't even know he was running in 2008.

[PatGund]

25. The far right LOVES Keyes

He parrots exactly what they want him to, he's clean, neat, knows his place, and isn't "uppity"

[rebel with a cause]

28. Yeah, 'he's one of the good ones.'

:puke:

[SemiCharmedQuark]

32. One of my favorite OPs of ALL time:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1810540

It tickled me just right.

[zulchzulu]

26. Alan Keyes: My Proving I Am A Complete Fucking Idiot Asshat Will Proceed

That's what I saw in the OP title...

[Canuckistanian]

27. He's more fun than Pat Paulsen

Actually, he'd make a better living as an intentional comic.

[LovinLife]

29. This is why I understand not wanting to put Gitmo detainees on trial here. Our legal system is a

joke. These 2 morons wasting time and money.

[Catshrink]

30. Proceed full speed ahead

right into this:



When Carter dismisses.

[hobbit709]

34. The image that comes to mind with Keyes and Taitz

[zulchzulu]

31. You really should check out Alan Keyes' latest book. He's finally honest!

:sarcasm:

[and-justice-for-all]

33. What fucking idiots...nt