The Michele Bachmann action figure is not selling well.

[Somawas]

Why did no one tell me I could get one?

http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2009/10/michelle_bachma.php

[Captain Hilts]

1. I'll bet the Michell Obama action figure can beat the crap out of the MBachmann one. nt

[Ganja Ninja]

2. They should have marketed it as a Michell Bachmann Voodoo doll

and throw in a package of stick pins.

[rpannier]

6. You beat my post by a few seconds

Damn You

[zbdent]

3. we didn't "not" tell you you could get one ...

we were just wondering WHY anybody would want to get one ...

kinda small for a cheap sex toy, right? Or maybe used by insertion ... but geez, if you want to do that, go to a dollar store ... or a thrift shop, where you can get a bag of four for a dollar ...

[Ian David]

4. It doesn't have any accessible openings and it isn't life-size.

[rpannier]

5. They should market it as a voodoo doll

Bet they'd sell millions

[Arkana]

7. Maybe if the manufacturers hadn't made it

so that it screams incoherently whenever put in front of a camera...

[SoCalDem]

8. Michele Bachmann with brown skin & dreadlocks? wonder why

Maybe Michael Steele designed it:)

[asjr]

9. Maybe the manufacturer forgot to add

the tail and horns.

[Catshrink]

10. Two words that should never be in the same sentence:

Bachmann and action. :puke:

[DBoon]

11. it only does a stiff-arm salute

some action doll....

[Hamlette]

12. "to believe in evolution is almost like a following; a cult following"

Someone who think that to accept the scientific evidence of evolution means you are in a cult is freaking me out.

This is why our country/mankind is so fucked up. Yes, I know, it is not religion per se but you can see where it leads the weak minded astray.

http://content.usatoday.com/topics/quote/People/Historical+Figures/Thomas+Jefferson/0gqz2af1XQ5ET/07th8YBcCnfHj/2

[izquierdista]

13. Maybe the eyes don't spin 'round and 'round fast enough

P.S. I hope you are all clicking on her ad here on DU and adding all your Nigerian spam e-mail addresses to her mailing list.

[Somawas]

14. There's also a Bachmann comic book.

Maybe that will be better.

http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/10/the-bachmann-comic-issue-2-our-review.php

[Po_d Mainiac]

15. They have an actual sized MB brain model kit too

Only 3 pieces to assemble and comes with a 10x magnifier so you can see the finished product. :evilgrin:

[CanonRay]

16. That's because only the mouth moves.

[NatBurner]

17. eh... the eyes aren't crazy enough

i look into those peepers, and i just don't see enough batshit insanity

sorry

dollfail

[LiberalFighter]

18. Who in their right mind would buy that thing?

[Somawas]

21. I would. I have a theory:

We aren't going to win every seat. In fact, it would probably not be a good thing for us if we did. So shouldn't we hope that the Ruchbeckians elect a bunch of stark, raving lunatics!

[Blue Belle]

19. It's too life-like....

The plastic, hollow, doll's head is so much like the real Bachmann that it is creeping people out.

[RepublicanElephant]

20. it needed more accessories....

starting with a straitjacket.