Kerry Needs to Save His Voice for the Debate

[louis c]

I just heard John Kerry speak, and his voice is gone.

My suggestion is that he use surrogates, such as Edwards, Clark, Graham, and Gephardt to fill out his schedule until Thursday Evening in Miami.

The future of this country is at stake, and he needs to not only be sharp, but sound it as well.

Please, Mr. Kerry, don't take anything for granted, including your voice. This election actually means more to me than it does to you.

You see, if you lose, you're still a Millionaire Senator with a wonderful wife. However, I'm just a working stiff with a wonderful wife, so if that f**king asshole stays in the White House, I might be out of a job and health insurance.

[WinterStorm]

1. I second your opinion

We need him to debate.

[Shopaholic]

2. Can't they give you

steroid shots to reduce swollen vocal chords?

[louis c]

4. kick

[seabeyond]

3. oh no he cant do that, a handful of democrats will turn on him

where is kerry. taking a day off. what, does he want to lose. no way a day off. lordy what kind of president would he be, how dare he have a sore throat, the end of the world

i say john, find a warm place and get you windsurf board and take a day or two

a show for a couple evening of simple quiet talk will do

[hansolsen]

5. I said the same thing in an earlier thread and got flamed. N/T

[npincus]

6. you've got THAT right, louis c

[louis c]

7. Thanks