Holy Mackerel, Nader is still running!!!!!!

[newscaster]

He cant get his ass on ballots across the country and yet he still runs.
Does anyone have a clue what his platform is that he is running on?
How can he run and expect votes if nobody knows what his positions are in various issues?

More importantly, does any really care WHAT his positions are?

[cheshire]

1. This is a very selfish little man.

[krkaufman]

2. Nader platform...

(1) Sell books.
(2) Get Bush re-elected to avoid taxes on book proceeds.

[21winner]

6. Don't forget the speeches.

He gets national attention thanks to the cable TV stupedia.

[Doomsayer13]

3. His platform - I am Ralph Nader. Love me.

[Jade Fox]

4. I can't believe I voted for him in '96......

For the love of god Nadar, drop out!

[Generator]

9. Hey I did too that year only

But he's off the Oregon ballot this year for good. Neener neener neener Nader.

[NoPasaran]

5. Nader who?

[MoonRiver]

7. Running on empty!

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[Crachet2004]

8. Even at this late date, some people seem to be having trouble believing...

Nader is on the GOP payroll...which he is.

His purpose in running, is the same as in 2000-to swing enough votes, in enough states, that Democrats lose.

Simple as that. It's all about that big, fat bank account, and the stock in his portfolio. That is why he will NOT make his income tax returns public. He no doubt owns stock in some of the very corporations he rails against. And why might that be? Well, it MIGHT be that down through the years, old Ralphy has taken advantage of his ideal position to blackmail some of these corporations...and did so, gaining some very sweet stock deals indeed.

Look at his face. Guilty as sin.