Nightjock
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Fri Sep-24-04 02:18 PM
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The Debates: Bedtime for Bonzo |
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Edited on Fri Sep-24-04 02:28 PM by Nightjock
I just saw a few debate rules and one of them is you are not allowed to have any diagrams or NOTES! NOTES!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chimpy does not do or say anything in public without looking down at his notes every 2 seconds-even at press conferances.
I cannot wait. His head is going to explode like in that movie Scanners.
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donco6
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Fri Sep-24-04 02:19 PM
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1. If Bush made it through Harvard Business School |
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He's had plenty of practice in cheating.
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maxsolomon
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Fri Sep-24-04 02:20 PM
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2. what about earpieces? life lines? vice presidents? |
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if james baker was involved, president presenile got some kind of advantage.
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Fri Sep-24-04 02:23 PM
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3. Lower expectaions...... |
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Look, the guy is soo folksy and likeable. Does it really matter where he stands on the issues?
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Fri Sep-24-04 03:01 PM
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Ya need a new definition of folksy and likeable! He's a total arse!
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Fri Sep-24-04 02:30 PM
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4. g'night Bonzo. Want a banana before you go? |
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Fri Sep-24-04 02:45 PM
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5. As I recall, chimp didn't know who was the prez of pakistan |
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in 2000. He probably still doesn't know. Probably thinks its Karzai.
I wonder if THIS time anybody will think it's important.
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Fri Sep-24-04 02:55 PM
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bonzo is the great led zep drummer.. BOZO is the clown we have in the white house ..
don't disrespect.. ;)
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Fri Sep-24-04 02:57 PM
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7. He will be wearing an earpiece |
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And I think a new Bushevik Dirty Trick will await him like the turing up the pickup of Gore's mic during the first debate.
All these Totalitarian Monsters learned from Watergate is to modulate their Dirty Tricks and keep them misdemeanors, not felonies.
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Nightjock
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Fri Sep-24-04 03:01 PM
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Kerry will point it out to the entire country! Game over.
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tom_paine
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Fri Sep-24-04 03:05 PM
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12. I would have to believe it to see it |
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And I don't believe Kerry would point it out.
Nor would Corporate TV Pravda. If any were even thinking about it, the Crucifixion of Rather (when Fax lies daily and went to court to leghally EARN that right...nothing to see here) has showed them the danger of going against the Imperials.
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Fri Sep-24-04 03:12 PM
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14. It's against the rules why wouldn't he point it out? |
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Honest, trustworthy, Chimpy cheating would sink him.
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Fri Sep-24-04 03:33 PM
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15. I don't think Chimpy committing murder on camera would sink him |
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After Faux Reichspravda got finished smearing the victim ("they had it coming" "they were a traitor who HAD to be killed" etc and other Big Lie Strategies so breathtakingly audacious it would have to actually HAPPEN to understand the audacious conscienceless Orwellianism required to put them forth), at least 40% of the Imperial Subjects of Amerika would be ecstatic over the murder that was Ordained by God.
Also, I think it will be hidden sufficiently.
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Fri Sep-24-04 03:00 PM
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He can READ????????/ I thought he was checking his liver spots!!!!
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bush equals idiot
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Fri Sep-24-04 03:03 PM
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I wouldn't put it past him for a minute to have an earbud in his ear to have somebody feed him answers. He can't put two coherent sentences together. I want them to check both ears.
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Fri Sep-24-04 03:08 PM
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13. That's so not a joke. |
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Edited on Fri Sep-24-04 03:10 PM by bush equals idiot
Somehow got duplicated. Whoops.
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