What would happen if this chant worked?

[Virginian]

My neighbor sent me this:

<his wife> has agreed to chant the Chinese-Indonesian Prayer for Diarrhea on Bush just as the debate starts. Her chants for parking spaces always work, so I'm confident about this one too.


Everyone else, concentrate on this chant working, or say prayers or do whatever you believe in so that Kerry comes out ahead on this one.

I try not to wish anything bad on another person, so I will say a little prayer to protect JFK from the tricks of the evil one (Bush).

[JuniorPlankton]

1. Obviously, you can say what you want

But being an atheist I have serious doubts about the effectiveness of prayers. :)

[drdigi420]

3. exactly

[HEIL PRESIDENT GOD]

9. Me too, yet

On some scientific level one can hope that a particular set of sonic vibrations could move distant bowels .

[Onlooker]

2. I'm an atheist too, ...

But I'll say a little prayer. As an atheist, I know it can't hurt.

[Raster]

4. The Chino-Indo Prayer for diarrhea won't work. He wears DEPENDS!

He was never house nor potty trained, hence one of the reasons for that foul odor whenever he walks into a room. The others are his shitty policies and his crappy psuedo-leadership.

[HEIL PRESIDENT GOD]

10. C'mon!

Squittering, even into a diaper, must change one's speech and thought patterns... Oh wait, this is George W. we're talking about.

[sui generis]

12. "squittering"? I love it. I'm keeping it. /nt

[HEIL PRESIDENT GOD]

14. It's Victorian, it's everyone's now. nt

[cheshire]

5. I think his nose itching would imply the use of a numbing substance.

I will pray for that.

[AlCzervik]

6. someone else here wished that same fate on Bush

on the night of his speech at the gop hatefest, i dont think it worked but hey i'm up for it. I can see his face as the first crampage begins.

[Infomaniac]

7. I'll try it.

What do I have to chant? Can I intersperse it with singing,

Oh, a'pooping we will go, a'pooping we will go!
Hi! Ho! The merry-o, a'pooping we will go!

[sui generis]

8. I'm praying that pretzel boy

will have assplosive ass-corrosive mexican food diarrhea and blow out his shorts -

[HEIL PRESIDENT GOD]

11. Loud LOUD gas would be best

As long as poor John Kerry doesn't succumb.

If the farting were accompanied by Sino-Indonesian gastric burbles, all the better.

[Chichiri]

13. What exactly IS that prayer?

How does it go?