Hey Kerry, make a joke about your tan (get ahead of it)

[digno dave]

Drudge had been laying the groundwork for Tangate, so Kerry needs to say something like "Bush's rosy Iraq scenario is faker than my tan".
Or soemthing to that effect. I seriously doubt he'll admit he got a fake tan, but he needs to make light of it.

[JohnnyCougar]

1. Kerry doesn't really have a tan like that.

that picture was bullshit.

[sniffa]

2. ask about..

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1761154

[Worst Username Ever]

3. Someone had a great one about it earlier today

something to the effect of * saying Kerry is orange, and Kerry responding "It is nice to see the the president is finally seeing things in more than just black and white."

[LisaLynne]

6. Excellent idea.

Turn it back on them. They're the ones who are acting like children.

[Free2BMe]

4. A Great One Liner for Kerry!!!!!

Yes, and in this regard, my brother(a supporter) has a friend who said Kerry looked like an undertaker...Now wait....this is good news as my brother points out he could tell the American public that "He would be the LAST one to let them down." I think this is ingenious!!!

[Cha]

5. WHy would Kerry even need a "fake tan"?

When he's outside a lot and there's always tanning lamps.

I really haven't been following this much except when I saw bush & the cheney's quote drudge on it. How low class can you get? Never mind I know..they are the epitome of declasse..gutter rock bottom lowlifes that make Winos look like first class citizens!

[KC21304]

7. The Drudge photo is a fake.

The guy sitting in back of Kerry is also orange.

[digno dave]

8. I saw him on TV the day it supposedly "happened" and i noticed it

this was before Drudge got a hold of it.