Seriously, what would Bush have to do in the debates in order for Fox news

[patricia92243]

to say that he lost? I can think of all sorts of silly things like stick his tongue out at the audience, but not any real ones.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

1. Um, um,

soil his pants on stage?

[dogtag]

2. Drop dead. (n/t)

[Lancer]

6. Kill a small child in a Kerry t-shirt with his bare hands

n/t

[jezebel]

8. No they would love that. It would show how manly and resolute Bush is NT

nt

[pacalo]

9. They would spin that to make the child look like he deserved it!

[jezebel]

10. Yep, it was a dirty "liberal" child. And probably French. NT

nt

[movonne]

3. Nothing...Faux is 100% behind bush and the taking over the media...

[skylarmae]

4. nothing - absolutely - nothing

Haven't you got it yet? They are one in the same, and we already know georgie porgie never makes errors..........

[lightbulb]

5. Say that he is a "fair and balanced" president

They own those goddamned words, after all.

[Kierkegaard]

7. Rub cottage cheese in his hair.

Fortunately, Faux is only one network. We'll see how well the Kerry team media blitz works after the debate.

[neuvocat]

11. Endorse Kerry.

Of course if that happens then too many people would be loathe to vote for Kerry afterwards.

[David Zephyr]

12. Bush Would Have to Take His Lips Off of Rupert Murdoch's Ass.

for more than one minute. Nothing less.

[punpirate]

13. Umm... simultaneously...

... speaking in tongues, growing horns and a tail, cloven hooves bursting out of the toes of his shoes, and then yelling that Ronald Reagan was a queer and a Democrat.

That might do it. Can't be sure, though. They're really fond of the boy. :P

[mourningdove92]

14. maybe one of the questions will include the word

"sovereignty"

[K8-EEE]

15. Like In Dog Obedience School, "Soil The Ring"

Bush would have to SHIT ON THE FLOOR during the debate for them to say that Kerry won.

Anything else is SHOWING HIS STRONG UNWAVERING LEADERSHIP!