Things you will hear or say on November 3rd

[Mortos]

I think it is going to be hillarious when Bush loses this election (and I am confident he will). What are you looking forward to saying or hearing on that day?

I would love to here a republican say this:

Well, Kerry may have won the election but Bush was more resolute in losing.

I also can't wait to call up all of my conservative talk radio friends and say:

Hahahahahhaqhahahahhahahhahhaha *cough* *cough* *choke* Hahahhahahahaha!

[Johnny Arson]

1. I'll say

We won Florida! And Pennsylvania! And Ohio! And Minnesota! And Wisconsin! And North Carolina!

YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!

[tomfodw]

13. If Kerry wins North Carolina

It's all over right then and there. Piss on Karen Hughes and call in Karl Rove.

[AnIndependentTexan]

2. Freepers screaming that it is all a left wing conspiracy and not true

[durablend]

11. "You're taking over the WH over MY DEAD BODY"

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[GarySeven]

3. What you'll REALLY hear on Nov. 3

"Welcome to Camp Freedom. Here you will confined because, as liberals, you have been designated enemies of the state."

There is NO WAY Bush is going to allow national elections now. Be ready for martial law, the wholesale murder of prominent liberals and concentration camps for all godless Methodists.

[Mortos]

4. BRING IT ON

[drdigi420]

9. let em try it, we will put the smack down on em

i am proud to be an armed democrat

[4morewars]

5. "OK, let's get moving on these indictments"

"Let's get these troops home"

[LibeMatt]

6. From the airheaded pundits

"Interestingly, and indisputably, Bush won 80-20 in those parts of Manhattan with no-paper-trail voting!"

Or, hopefully:

"I can't believe Kerry took 53% of the popular vote and 350 electoral votes. How could this happen when I said it wouldn't?!?!?"

[DebJ]

7. If Pennsylvania goes Kerry, I'll say I helped to make a

difference!

[sbj405]

8. "I'm so hungover from celebrating last night"

and tired from working the polls all day.

[Not Me]

10. Happy Birthday!

What a wonderful b'day present a JK/JE romp would make.

(btw, it's also Michael Dukakis' birthday as well.)

[GoneOffShore]

12. As I get on the Air France flight

for Paris I'll be saying, 'Bonsoir, Mademoiselle. Maintenant nous avons un vrai president aux Etats-Unis.'
(Good evening Miss. Now we have a real president in the United States.)