Kerry used a secret anti-Bush disrupter pen ....

[annxburns]

during the debates!

Created by the CIA, this secret device, disguised as an ordinary pen, sent electronic signals that disrupted Bush's brain waves and turned him into a babbling incoherent idiot during the debate.

That is why Kerry kept writing while Bush was talking. That action activated the pen. And that's why every time Kerry wrote something, Bush would lose his train of thought ....

A side effect was Bush's strange uncontrollable facial expressions and tics. The pen caused Bush's unpresidential sighs, frowns, slouches and irritated expressions.

Poor President Bush. That DASTARDLY Kerry!

[dogtag]

1. That's it! The magic pen broke up the signal

going into the Shrub's earpiece! No wonder he was pissed.

[sendero]

2. That's it..

.... it was Green Diptonite!

[are_we_united_yet]

3. OK

enough already with this lame story.

[incapsulated]

4. Verrrry clever...

You have foiled me once, Mr. Kerry! But wait until the next debate, when the surgery to have a transmitter implanted in Bush's ear to receive messages undetected is complete! We will see who has the last laugh then!

Bwahahahaha!

Kisses,
Karl

[JI7]

5. quick we must let Fox News, Rush Limbaugh etc know about this right away

[cheshire]

6. Yeah like * needed any help with that. You imply he has a brain. Sorry I

don't think so. LOL

[CarolynEC]

7. That's why the Edwards-Cheney debate will have both candidates seated...

... beneath a Cone of Silence.





"Hello? Hello?
Ah, sorry about that, chief."

[JimmyJazz]

8. Can I respond to that?

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...........................

[Mizmoon]

9. To be fair, responding is hard work! n/t

[eurolefty]

10. Dubya should wear tinfoil beanie next time!

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