lil-petunia
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Fri Jul-16-04 12:35 PM
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The humor list of the former candidates for GOP slot for senator of Illinois:
Jack "family values" Ryan Steve Rauschenberger Judy Baar Topinka 8 draft choices to be named later Da Coach Ted Nugent Dr. Andrea Grubb (Put this bottle up your @$$) Barthwell Homer Simpson Mickie Mouse Wile E. Coyote Fred Flintstone Barney Fife Martha Stewart Saddam Hussein Abraham Lincoln Ronald Reagan Adlai Stevenson Ozzie Osborn Sean Hannity
and still, the ILLinois GOP cannot find a dupe stupid enough to take on the senate campaign in Illinois. The birthplace of the GOP has become a national joke. If it weren't for the criminal indictments on the other side of the political fence, this state would not have one republican left. Even the formerly redneck counties of DuPage and Will have thriving democratic numbers.
So, today's CLTV commentary suggested that some in the GOP are seriously considering leaving the office open. Anyone have a white flag? No bigger, and a long pole, please.
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Fri Jul-16-04 05:59 PM
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1. You forgot Ronnie Woo-Woo |
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As mentioned in the Lounge.
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Nailzberg
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Sat Jul-17-04 01:39 PM
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3. Ronnie better not run, I'd have to vote for Woo-Woo Wickers |
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The debates would suck, but the rallies would be awesome.
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Sat Jul-17-04 12:00 AM
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2. i wonder if they will leave it open |
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then they can claim that they didn't really get beaten.
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Tue Jul-20-04 02:17 PM
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4. It makes sense that the birthplace of the GOP is dead |
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The Republican party has nothing to do with what the 'GOP' first stood for.
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