Lets draft Kinky as the Democratic candidate. It would at least make the race interesting.
Here is an fun intereview with Kinky in the Houston paper. See
http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/headline/entertainment/2934366 __________
Q: What can we expect from you as governor?
A: I want to legalize gambling to pay for education.I also want to have the umbrella organization, the Texas Peace Corps. I've talked to Laura Bush, Jerry Jeff Walker, Willie about it. It will help with education in the state; the schools have been stripped of any kind of music and arts. And it'll also do things like Habitat for Humanity. It'll be above politics, it doesn't go through Texas legislature. And it'll be run by young people.
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Q: Do you think you can change much as governor?
A: It doesn't matter what a governor thinks about abortion or Iraq. But the governor can inspire. That's what Rick Perry has failed to do. I want to stop the wussification of Texas. You can't legislate against Texas looking like Cleveland or every other place, but you can make your thoughts known.
Q: Your last foray into an election didn't go so well.
A: No, I ran unsuccessfully for justice of the peace, but I'm not going to hold the wonderful people of Kerrville responsible for the horrible mistake they made 18 years ago.
Q: So legalizing gambling, dewussification, any other plans?
A: No lesbian left behind. I'm all for gay marriage. They have every right to be as miserable as the rest of us. But really, a return to the glory of Texas is the issue. The cowboy spirit. I aspire to inspire before I expire.