Absurdly provocative post related to controversial wedge issue.

[Taxloss]

Ridiculous portrayal of complex situation in Manichean terms.

Outright condemnation of all those who might be in disagreement.

Sour-sounding rallying call to all those in agreement.

Calling out dissenters in threatening, bullying tone.

(it's late and I'm bored.)

[ironman202]

1. half-hearted limpwristed commie pinko reply

[Taxloss]

4. Vague, disdainful reply.

General overtones of superiority.

[Canuckistanian]

2. Outraged howl of indignation!

Well argued refutation of poster's argument. Clumsy analogy followed by emotional, yet inapropriate reference.

[Taxloss]

3. Unfair ascription of argument to dissenter!

Refutation of said unfair argument.

Dismissal of poster in condescending terms, ignoring poster's original argument.

Gandhi quote.

[Canuckistanian]

6. Contained glee

Points to article which claims Gandhi was drunk at the time.

Triumphant exclamation.

[Taxloss]

9. Scoffs, discredits source of article minus proof.

Scoffs again, focuses on minor grammaticial error as evidence of writer's evil heart.

[Canuckistanian]

11. Disparaging remark of poster's mental competence...

... combined with gratuitous suggestion of object placed in orifice.

[Taxloss]

13. Suggests in strong terms that poster may favour right-wing views an

prefer another popular American political bulletin board. Makes pitiful plea for poster's immediate expulsion. Suggests poster may want to auto-satisfy themselves sexually.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

26. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[Taxloss]

27. Deleted message.

Click here to review the message board rules.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

28. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[RogueTrooper]

41. tuts mournfuly

wondering what colourfull exchange has just been deleted whilst he was at the loo.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

43. Is dumbfounded at his posts being deleted

Accuses moderator of obvious vendetta against him. Explains that he was only speaking the truth.

Accuses Skinner of attempting to silence the truth. Elaborates on an interesting conspiracy perpetuated by Skinner, Britney Spears, Israel, Big Oil, scientists and the msm.

[evermind]

42. Smarmy post, sucking up to moderator

Vain attempt to pretend his own post was not deleted

Sucks up to moderator some more

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

46. Schadenfreudish request to have offending post sent to self by PM (nt)

[ironman202]

7. total disregard of obvious facts. gratuitous insult of heritage.

resumes masterbating.

[Taxloss]

10. Shrieked flamebait callout!

Obscentity, obscenity!

Advocation and/or justification of violence against ironman202.

Gandhi quote.

[ironman202]

12. summarily dismissed without explanation.

Sniffs in righteous indignation. click to porn site, click My Posts.

[Taxloss]

15. Inserts last word.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

14. disingenuously projects false motives on to poster

comparing him with "fascists".

Inserts prisonplanet link, demanding the poster to refute the merits of the site's hypothesis.

Questions poster's alleged "liberal" beliefs, insinuates that poster is "repug-lite".

Mao Tse-tung quote.

[Taxloss]

16. Refusal to argue case.

Suggestion that poster Google the case.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

21. Discredits poster's opinion comparing his views to imperialism

States that Robert Mugabe is a victim of Tony Blair's evil minions, argues that the so-called famine in Zimbabwe are in fact "imperialist, fascist lies". Argues that Zimbabwe's economic success is beyond approach.

[Taxloss]

23. How dare you? Diana was clearly killed by MI5!

She was pregnant with Dodi's baby and converting to Islam, and as many national governments can hold as many independent investigations as they like, but they can't change the facts I've just made up.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

24. Declares that poster was duped

Insinuates Israeli involvement in JFK assassination, Gulf of Tonkin incident, East Timor, ballot box fraud, Bosnian civil war and the death of Diana.

Mentions "Alex Jones" and "David Icke" as "speakers of truth", accuses repondent of "believing msm lies".

[Taxloss]

25. Scoffs.

Points out Bilderberg involvement in faking the Moon landings and the 1954 World Cup. Links the Bodyline controversy to the Profumo affair. Makes similar connection between Sarah Keays/Cecil Parkinson and the Reichstag fire. Mocks poster for not seeing "obvious" coincidences.

[Kipling]

33. Disagrees. Holds down caps lock.

ASSERTS THAT YOUR ARGUMENT IS ILL-THOUGHT OUT, AS IT MAKES NO PROVISION FOR HITLER'S RETURN FROM AGENTINA TO KILL JFK AND DELIVER ELVIS TO THE LIZARDS.
PATCHES UP HOLES IN ARGUMENT WITH RIDICULOUS STRAWMEN INVOLVING UNLIKELY ANECDOTES FROM APARTHEID SOUTH AFRICA. COMPARES ALL AND ANY OPPONENTS TO STALIN, HITLER, AND LOUIS THE FOURTEENTH. BUGGERS UP THE ROMAN NUMERALS AND ENDS UP REFERRING TO LOUIS THE TEN-FORTY-NINTH.

[mr blur]

5. Desperate plea for clarification.

Uncertainty about personal stance.

[Taxloss]

8. Semi-deliberate link of original issue to another issue.

Absurd conflation of the two.

Chastisement of poster for not concurring with OP.

[mr blur]

19. Takes easy way out. Goes to bed.

Night all.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

17. Starts off by agreeing with OP

but begins to insert references to "Israel" and "Mossad" involvement.

Begins to divurge from original poster's argument into a conspiracy twist of his own on the basis of thinly-disguised anti-semitism.

[Taxloss]

20. Cautiously accepts initial comments.

Makes overly positive statement about Israel in order to distance from other remarks. Forgets principles.

[mrfocus]

18. Generic platitude

Cut-n-pasted, ancient list of facts about a different topic.

Obscure Matrix reference

Play on words involving a bible verse and horse feces

[Taxloss]

22. Enthusiastic treatment of post as wholehearted endorsement.

Number of dancing and cheering smilies.

Gramsci quote.

[Canuckistanian]

29. Whoa, this was all in fun

What gives? You lost me after accusations of RW trolling. That's serious, man.

[ben_packard]

34. BEST.THREAD.EVER.

LMAO

[Kicked in the Taco]

30. Declare myself a heroic sherlock holmes-like figure

For making a bunch of wild guesses some of which turned out to be correct. Assume that given I'm the world's greatest detective, all my other conclusions must be correct and Britain is indeed a fascist police state.

[evermind]

35. Outraged declaration of faith in probity of British police

Recoiling in horror at the thought that bobbies could even have looked unkindly at an innocent member of the public, except for very good reasons.

Sly hint at unprovable guilt of Birmingham six, through personal knowledge.

Emotional and inflammatory rubbishing of posters questioning the veracity of witness statements showing the police acted correctly.

Same for posters believing police statements showing above witness statements were wrong.

Pronouncement of unusability of certain forums considering the above; angry attack, lumping together all dissenting posters under the banner of obvious mental illness.

(Edits post to tone it down a bit before moderators catch it)

[Kicked in the Taco]

36. Wonders what was so bad it had to be deleted...

Lays wreath on grave of irony...

[evermind]

37. Lies about deleted portion of post

Declares himself so incensed with raving in this thread that he nearly defenestrated the laptop.

[LeftishBrit]

31. Come ever closer to getting myself banned

Post a few sentences in block capitals about how all UK-ers are really Freepers

And all members of DU without exception are trolls...

[Kipling]

32. Attempt to be funny in mildly supportive tone.

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

38. Jingoistic justification for the absurd,

xenophobic rationalization of dead innocents in the name of abstract cause evoked to cover base motives, unintentional echoing of Goering, self-satisfied recline in work cubicle

[lockdown]

39. Resorts

to ambient in anger. :)

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

40. ponders expanse since last good rogering, rings ex, rebuffed, logs back on

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

44. Contentless "me too" response that has the effect of starting it all over

eom

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

45. ill-considered effort to keep dead thread alive by needlessly kicking

kick

[Kipling]

47. Vehement attack.

Accusations of performing oral sex on Tony Blair. Assertion that Clinton plotted 9/11.

[Jim Sagle]

48. Cheap, sarcastic one-liner which nonetheless RRRRAWWWKSSSS!!!!

[Nihil]

49. Knee-jerk response to ask moderator to ...

... move this thread to the I-P forum :-)

[Jim Sagle]

50. Followed by preemptive warnings not to use the dreaded a-word.

[Jim Sagle]

51. Scoffing aside mocking the unbearable lightness of metathreads.

Followed by insightful but irrelevant diatribe against post-modernism.

Capped by instructions to Christopher Hitchens to fuck off and die. (That's ALWAYS relevant!) :beer: