December 13/2004

[Catamount]

December 13-2004

Today one of the most amazing turn-arounds occurred in American history.
A lawsuit filed by lawyers on behalf of the Green Party, the Libertarian Party and the Kerry campaign, stopped the Electoral College from voting in Thirty-two states.
This produced discombobulating panic at the highest level of the administration.
Mr. Bush was seen chasing Karl Rove around the White House, with a loaded pistol, he had just removed from Charlton Heston’s cold, dead hands. Mr. Heston had a heart-attack when the media, led by Michael Moore attempted to ask him a few questions, about his intended appointment as an Adviser on Gun Control to the president.
Mr. Kerry announced that he was withdrawing his concession until all the votes were counted, something that could only be achieved, after the State Secretary; Mr. Catherine Blackwell was arrested and dragged kicking and screaming into a waiting police van.
Mr. Cheney was airlifted out of an undisclosed location, with a severe case of Indigestion and was expected to survive a heart-transplant, being arranged for him at a local hospital.
Mrs. Laura Bush was last seen wrestling Condi Rice outside the Oval Office, when she discovered a set of love letters written to Mr. Bush by the new Secretary of State.
Mr. Rumsfeld, surrounded by an angry mob of soldiers about to be deployed to Iraq, was trying to explain his policies in regard to armour-plating and body armour. One reporter from CNN said, “ It was terrible, one minute he was there- the next he was gone, and he hasn’t been seen since. That was hours ago.”
To be continued.........

[bluestateguy]

1. If those lawsuits amount to anything

I will personally dance naked in Times Square.

[Brundle_Fly]

8. Holds you to it.....

nt

[mary195149]

2. That is way too funny!!

[alittlelark]

3. I like the way you think!

:toast:

[Kellis]

4. Ha!

They should do that skit on SNL!LOL

Welcome to DU Catamount :toast:

[Catamount]

5. Thanks

[ZRB]

6. Classic!

But it was discovered that Cheney didn't have a heart to begin with, so it was a heart implant.

[RevCheesehead]

7. You read my thoughts.

I guess I need my hat: :tinfoilhat:

[Turn CO Blue]

9. (chuckling) ha! heart implant! n/t

[Senator]

10. That would be Heston's...

...cold, dead-drunk hands.

[dmac]

11. That was wonderful to read and must have been fun to write! eom

[Kellis]

12. Kick

kick for the morning crowd!