My Pekingese predicts Election Fraud trouble for Bush!

[trumad]

It's all in code and communicated by the blinking of his eyes, and he's telling me that in 6 to 7 months, the Bush Administration will resign in a huge scandal that is brought on by the Election Fraud of 2004.

I've been trying to contact Letterman to to get him on but no word yet.

[bemis12]

1. Any chance that

your Pekingese was Mayor Daly in a previous life? This would add credibility to your story.

[izzie]

2. I go with who steals the most signs myself.

Bush's guys won this year so I told all my friends he would win. These people even got some of Kerry large signs and Bush's all stayed up. When you are that good you win.

[malatesta1137]

3. ask your Pekingese

who shot JFK.

[passy]

4. and where I left my keys

[bones_7672]

5. As accurate of most "experts" here. n/t

[Gman]

6. Wait till the freepers post this thread over at FR!

It'll drive them nuts!

BTW, you're pekingese may well be right about the fraud. However, I don't think pekingese are able to understand that Bush would never give up any power without fighting in the streets.

[tommcintyre]

7. Sorry, he'll never get on Letterman since it's so obvious ;+}

It's like predicting I'll have to go pee soon after having several beers.

Come to think of it. Did you consume "a little" before you got this epiphany? ;~}

[T Roosevelt]

8. Yeah, from your Pekingese's snout to doG's ears...

[trumad]

9. T,,,,

Cold in Central Florida.... But i'ts shaping up to be a sweet Monday.

[autorank]

10. Holy Cow, this is amazing. I've been getting messages in

my Chesapeake Retrievers barks that say the same thing. I'm working on streaming audio. Can I use your pic on the web site?

[Pierre de Fermat]

11. I heard...

...there is also a psychic on the case.

[DavidDvorkin]

12. Sadly, all my dogs are dead

But perhaps I could ask a psychic to contact their spirits and ask them for political predictions.

They were certainly among the top dogs in the country. At least, in my opinion.

[Chimpanzee]

13. I felt these strange rumblings in my pants

and sure enough, when i pulled them down, my dick was looking right at me and spewing forth some stange liquid that I have now been analyzing for hidden messages. Haven't found anything yet, but I'll keep you all posted.

[Pithy Cherub]

14. Your Pekingese's * predictions are only acceptable, IF

you have a signed affadavit and certificate of completion from Miss Cleo's Psychic Dog Celestial Camp. Otherwise the public could be led to believe this information from just any pet... :crazy:

[driver8]

15. My Border Collie concurs -- says "squirrels involved"! n/t

[tandem5]

16. haha nt

[Griffy]

17. MY COMPUTER predicts trouble for bush... the pamphleteers of today! nt

[henslee]

18. Would be ashame if da little pooch had an unfortunate accident and

i don't mean the kind that are easily cleaned up.

[Niche]

19. I have a feeling 911 is going to bring him down first.

[tandem5]

20. perhaps we should start a pool nt

[Dancing_Dave]

21. Yeah,a clairvoyant Pekingese would go over well on Letterman