Christmas gifts someone should sell

[garybeck]

Karl Rove dartboard.

Paper shredder that says "Diebold Voting Machine" in big letters on the side.

Arnebeck and Rove action fighting figures.


I'd take one of each.

any more ideas (we gotta have a sense of humor in this somewhere or all is lost)

[garybeck]

1. dartboard

http://store.dartboard411.net/070.html

[imenja]

2. Neo-con version of the board game risk

I thought of this today while shopping for a Christmas gift for my nephew: a neo-con version of the board game risk. Perle, Wolfowitz, Rumsfeld (let's call him an honorary neo-con since he directs the policy) all control armies that advance first to Iraq, then Iran, Syria, etc... The risk map would have to be redesigned a bit to highlight neo-con priorities. Israel and the USA would obviously form a coalition. The UK, Poland, and the rest of the "coalition of the willing" are all conquered satellites.
Note: this idea has been officially copyrighted. Investors welcome.

[garybeck]

3. I love it n/t

[dzika]

4. I can't find a Rove Dartboard but...

...sending Rove to jail would be a gift in itself.



(is that an obscene gestures or is it his version of a patriotic salute?)