How the Bush stole the Election

[Pam-Moby]

How the Bush stole the Election

Every Duer down in Duville liked this election a lot.....
.But the Bush, Who lived in Washington, Did NOT!!
The Bush hated elections! The whole Election season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason. It could be his head isn't screwed on just right.
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes are too tight. But I think that the most likely reason of all may be that his brain is two sizes too small.But, whatever the reason, his brain or his shoes,
he stood there on Election Eve, hating the Duer’s. Staring down from his white cave with a sour, Bushy frown at the warm lighted windows below in their town. For he knew every Duer down in Duville beneath was busy now, getting ready to hand him his defeat."And they're all getting ready to punch their ballots!” he snarled with a sneer,"Tomorrow is the Election! It's practically here!"Then he growled, with his Bush fingers nervously drumming,"I MUST find some way to stopthis Election from coming!"For, Tomorrow, he knew...
...All the Du women and men would wake bright and early.They'd rush for their precincts! And then! They’ed vote for John Kerry!! Ballet box Noise! That's one thing he hated!
Then the Duers, young and old, would sit down to wait the outcome..And they'd wait! And they'd wait!They thought that John Kerry would win against this beast,Which was something the Bush couldn't stand in the least!And THEN they'd something he liked least of all!Every Duer down in Duville the tall and the small,
would stand close together, with Election bells ringing.
They'd stand hand-in-hand. And the Duers would start singing!

They'd sing! !About how their candidate would win is what they would sing
And the more the Bush thought of this Duers-Election-Sing,
The more the Bush thought, "I must stop this whole thing!"
"Why, for four years I've put up with it now!"
"I MUST stop this Election from coming!
...But HOW?"
Then he got an idea! An awful idea!
THE BUSH GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA
"I know just what to do!" The Bush laughed in his throat.
And he made a quick call to his friend Rove
And he chuckled, and clucked, "What a great Bushy feat!"
I’ll make all the votes switch to me I’ll win because I’ll cheat
"All I need is crooked software..." The Bush looked around.
Have them hide the scheme so that it cannot be found.

We’ll suppress them from voting.
Make them fill out provisional and say there not filled out right.
Place too few voting machines in the precincts
Keep the extra machines out of sight
Tell them they are not registered and a vote they are not allowed to cast
All of my voters will come out in droves with no roadblocks to stop them from voting for me
And I will win this election “FAIRLY” just like I won the last.

[Eric J in MN]

1. Thanks, that was great (nt)

nt

[RevCheesehead]

2. LOVE IT!

:evilgrin: