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trumad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 01:54 PM
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It took me awhile but I finally figured it out! The Milkman is Kerry!
Damn I'm smart theoetically speaking!
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bleever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 01:56 PM
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1. SSHHHHHH!! Jeez, you're gonna rob the myth of its power!
Edited on Tue Dec-28-04 01:57 PM by bleever
Somebody, make this guy post a picture of Tom Brady, fer chrissakes.

:7


edit: sp
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Patsy Stone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 02:17 PM
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6. Hello, you... Can you guess what they're still not doing?
Edited on Tue Dec-28-04 02:19 PM by Patsy Stone
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seito Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 01:58 PM
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2. No, The milkman is Luke Skywalker
the campaign advisors are C3PO and R2D2.
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Kota Donating Member (658 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 01:58 PM
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3. Do youthink the milkman will deliver?
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meganmonkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 01:59 PM
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4. Forget theoetics, I need some realty!
Aren't we part of the realty-based community?!
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fob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 01:59 PM
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5. Who is the Walrus?
And fuck the Eggman!
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 02:24 PM
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8. Koo koo kachoo
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fob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-29-04 02:05 PM
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17. You should definitely start a thread about THAT!*
*A shout out to one of the all time best threads ever, I only wish I had bookmarked it. Too funny at a time when a lot of DUers were in meltdown.

Maybe I should start a thread to see who bookmarked it?
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 02:24 PM
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7. I have no idea what you are talking about
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htuttle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 02:58 PM
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14. Maybe this will help


Or maybe not...
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fob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-29-04 12:48 PM
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16. Is that a Flapjackelope?
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Qutzupalotl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-29-04 02:15 PM
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18. Funny!
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valis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 02:28 PM
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9. Don't trivialize, please! It's a universal story.
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smartvoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 02:32 PM
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10. And a mute, evidently. nt
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King Coal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 02:34 PM
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11. Whew, I thought Daddy was a milkman!
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zann725 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 02:42 PM
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12. And I think we've "milked" this analogy for all it's worth, o.k.!
No criticism intended to Will's efforts to clarify through analogy but...

It's been tough enough following the labyrinth of convoluted details of the Election Fraud, without adding an additional layer of dizzying Milkman tales.

All I know, is if the Milk isn't delivered FRESH and SOON, I'm cancelling my damn "order" for good! 'Cause milk goes bad quick, and old milk is as worthless as no milk at all!'

So if the milkman IS Kerry, "Deliver, or get off the milk truck already! Or we're going to have to post your picture on a milk carton!"
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dweller Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 02:55 PM
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13. huh??
and i thought he was the REAL dogcatcher . . .


dp
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L. Coyote Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-04 03:03 PM
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15. And the damn Dogs are Bush, Cheney, Blackwell, Rove, ...
Watching the new dog catcher round them up should be real fun.
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