Who Are the REAL Conspiracy Theorists ?

[Shalom]

The REAL Conspiracy Theorists are:

- Those who believe the Warren Commission’s “magic-bullet-theory” that a single bullet flew an impossibly complex trajectory, caused extensive physical damage to several individuals, and ended up in pristine condition on a stretcher, and those who believe in all the other incredible BS that “proved” Oswald was acting alone.

- Those who believe the North Vietnamese attacked the US on the high seas in Tonkin Gulf, which provided LBJ with his excuse to fight an obscene and genocidal war in Vietnam

- Those who believe that the intifada against Bill Clinton by Scaife and his crew was genuinely motivated by concerns over Whitewater real estate investments by Bill Clinton as governor of Arkansas, and that they eventually stumbled upon Monica Lewinsky by accident, and were obligated by the US Constitution and the “rule of law” to impeach President Clinton

- Those who believe that in the 2000 Presidential election, George Walker Bushitler really receieved 537 more votes than Vice President Al Gore in Florida, which just happened to be controlled by Bushitler’s brother and Cruella Katherine Harris.

- Those who believe there was no conspiracy in the US Supreme Court to stop the counting of ballots in Florida, and there was judicial grounds and justification to award the Presidency to the AWOL cokehead, George Walker Bushitler.

- Those who believe that the US government was unaware of all the warnings about Al Qaeda prior to 9/11, and that hijacked airplanes able to roam the skies over NYC and Washington DC at will, and that there were no defenses in the White House, the Capitol Building, or the Pentagon to prevent the use of a hijacked airliner as a weapon.

- Those who believe that during the 9/11 attacks, the air traffic controllers and NORAD followed the procedures they had exercised in the past regarding aircraft violating their flight plans.

- Those who believe that the AWOL cowardly cokehead commander-in-thief, George Walker Bushitler, and his staff, were really so clueless as to allow him to continue smirking and reading stories about a goat at the very moment when hundreds of Americans were being burnt alive and blown to bits in the WTC.

- Those who believe the physical damage to the Pentagon is consistent with a loaded 757, piloted by an incompetent, was able to fly in a trajectory a few feet off the ground, enter the Pentagon thru a small spider hole, and then self-destruct and vaporize in such a way that there would be no recognizable debris either outside or inside the building, and that the witnesses who testified that the aircraft resembled a missle were are lying or hallucinating.

- Those who believe that since 9/11 was allowed to happen without any defenses, that George Walker Bushitler was suddenly catapulted from a less than 50% favorability rating to 90%, and was able to imprint himself in the American psyche as a strong and valiant leader, and was able to enforce a lockdown on civil liberties and dissent in every area, both foreign and domestic policy.

- Those who believe that George Walker Bushitler and Tony “The Poodle” Blair genuine had documentation and strong evidence of WMD in Iraq, and invaded Iraq because it was an imminent threat to the security of the US and Great Britain, and justified their obscene and genocidal war.

- Those who believe that exit polls have been extremely accurate in the past, but suddenly became totally unreliable during the 2004 Presidential election, in a manner that favored George Walker Bushitler in very critical state. In fact, the greatest shifts in voters in this election from the exit polls occurred by chance in the following three states: Florida (450,000), Pennsylvannia (378,000) and Ohio (338,000)

[ixion]

1. exactly...

I remain a proud member of the 'reality-based' community, and refuse to accept fairy tales as fact.

[drunkdriver-in-chief]

2. That's the repugs favorite conspiracy theory

< Those who believe that during the 9/11 attacks, the air traffic controllers and NORAD followed the procedures they had exercised in the past regarding aircraft violating their flight plans.>

That somehow the arabs turned off our air defenses on 9-11. !!!! Someone needs to explain how they could have done that. I can easily see our govt doing it, but how could arab terrorists turn off the american AF?????

[Kansas Wyatt]

6. When 9/11 happened...

I remember thinking, 'Didn't we have air traffic controllers who watched for diverted planes flying into urban centers?'. I also remembered thinking that the President and Government would immediately be on top of it, but it turned out that George W. Bush not only kept reading 'My Pet Goat' for at least 7 more minutes after the second plane hit the Towers, he did not even deviate from his photo-op and continued his photo-op until his scheduled departure time 25 minutes later. Too bad for America, nobody was there to operate the sock puppet, and instruct his handlers.

[tridim]

3. Yes, but it's more like anti-conspiracy theorists

They believe anything and everything the government tells them, even if it's an obvious lie.

[savetheuniverse]

4. A conspiracy to keep the peace

Worse than Watergate? Yep. Worse Yet. Worse than Hitler
http://www.opednews.com/friedberg_111804_hitler.htm

[Shalom]

7. From John Loftus (google him: he's the real deal....)

It has been 60 years since one of the great money laundering scandals of the 20th century ended and only now are we beginning to see the true historical aspects of this important period of world history, a history that the remaining Holocaust survivors beg humanity to "never forget." Loftus believes history will view Prescott Bush as harshly as Thyssen. "It is bad enough that the Bush family helped raise the money for Thyssen to give Hitler his start in the 1920s, but giving aid and comfort to the enemy in time of war is treason. The Bush bank helped the Thyssens make the Nazi steel that killed Allied solders. As bad as financing the Nazi war machine may seem, aiding and abetting the Holocaust was worse. Thyssen's coal mines used Jewish slaves as if they were disposable chemicals. There are six million skeletons in the Thyssen family closet, and a myriad of criminal and historical questions to be answered about the Bush family's complicity."

There is no question that the Bush family needs to donate at least $1.5 million to the proper holocaust reparation fund. Since Prescott Bush is dead, the only way to compensate is for the main inheritors of his estate to make amends with surviving slaves and the families of slaves who died in Bush and Thyssen's coal mines. If the Bush family refuses to contribute the money to compensate for Prescott Bush's involvement in the Holocaust, it is like denying the Holocaust itself and their role in one of the darkest moments in world history.”

[BlueCaliDem]

8. Yep Even The Nation Wrote About the Bush ties to Hitler...

...and if anyone believes that Grandpa Bush didn't tell fascist bedtime stories to his grandkids--all we need to do is take a good look around America today.
On the other hand, those racist KKK Bush fans pretty much know this about "their (sock-puppet) man", and it makes him that much more of a god to them.
We are Racist, Bigotted, Sorry-Excuses-for-Christians Group, and we approve of B*'s Rule.

[pantouflard]

5. Those who believe the liberals are in control of the media. n/t