DU: They took the elction the whole fucking election.
(DU decides that it's not gonna feel sorry for itself)
DU: Hey what's this lying around shit?
Democratic Party: What the hell are we supposed to do, you morons?
Mainstream Media: Look the election is over, Bush got a mandate.
DU: What? Over? Did you say over? Hey nothing is over until we say it is! Was it over when the German's bombed pearl harbor? Hell no!
Democratic Party: Germans?
Jesse Jackson: Forget it, they're rolling.
DU: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the going gets tough . . . the tough get going. Who's with me? Let's Go! Come on! AAAAEEEEEGGGHHHH!!
Democratic Party: DU's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons. But that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really bold and brazen gesture be done on somebody's part.
DU: We're just the people to do it.
RALLY FOR A RECOUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!If you can't get to Ohio this Saturday, here are some other's that are coming up...
http://blog.democrats.com/node/901