A Movie about a Giant Ass Monster....I kid you not!

[Khephra]

Too weird not to share!



A giant ass terrorizes Hollywood. No, it isn’t a Harvey Weinstein biopic. It’s Rectuma, the latest movie from cult filmmmaker Mark Pirro. Some of you may be familiar with Mr. Pirro’s other flicks including Nudist Colony of the Dead, A Polish Vampire in Burbank, Deathrow Gameshow, Curse of the Queerwolf, and Buford's Beach Bunnies. Needless to say, he's a director that specializes in making oddball films, particularly off-the-wall horror movies. But none of the films he's made before are anywhere near as gonzo as his newest ultra low budget opus.

Waldo Williams is having a really bad week. Not only does it appear that his wife is cheating on him, she also seems to be plotting his murder. She may not have to kill him herself because he comes back from a vacation to Tijuana with a severe pain in his ass. A trip to a wacko proctologist reveals that he fell victim to the dreaded Mexican Butt Humping Bullfrog and it has left a lethal dose of venom in his prostate. Diagnosed with only days to live, Waldo's only hope is a mysterious Japanese scientist, Dr. Wansamsaki (as in "Want some sake?"), who has an experimental cure that involves inserting a nuclear rod up the rectum. The procedure saves Waldo's life but before long his ass begins to glow green. Soon, his ass develops a mind of its own as well as the power to detach itself from Waldo's body while he sleeps and heads out to commit murders before returning and reattaching itself before he awakes. The only evidence from the murders it leaves behind is the fecal matter - which looks suspiciosly like gelatinous beef gravy - and a fecal trail leading right to Waldo's house. Waldo's the prime suspect and obviously nobody believes his killer ass story, at least not until it finally breaks off once and for all, grows to Godzilla-size proportions, and rampages through Los Angeles. The only hope for humanity lies with Dr. Wansamsaki's giant monster fighting cousin, an awful lot of spicy food, and a goofy Islamic suicide bomber.

http://www.horrorchannel.com/dread/modules.php?op=modload&name=Reviews&file=index&req=showcontent&id=172

[ET Awful]

1. LOL . . . I'd almost like to see it just to see how BAD it is possible

for a movie to be.

Hell, this is even dumber than a Troma picture :)

[Khephra]

2. Troma must be kicking themselves for not thinking of this first

And the article also mentions a film called "Monsturd". LOL! I'm going to have to look these up, as you say, to see just how bad they could be.

[Forkboy]

3. Now THIS is a must see movie!!

The line forms behind (haha) me.

[Chovexani]

4. I thought this was the story of my ex-boyfriend

:P

But seriously, this looks too damn hilarious. I'll definitely have to check it out.

[ronnykmarshall]

5. I am SO MAD!

My cousin and I thought up this idea when were kids.