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Are_grits_groceries (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-01-08 09:03 AM Original message |
What type of mansion will you live in if you get to heaven?? (from the folks at Rapture Ready) |
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NC_Nurse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-01-08 09:05 AM Response to Original message |
1. This would be funnier if it wasn't true. |
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malaise (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-01-08 09:27 AM Response to Reply #1 |
8. It's great brainwashing for the sheeple though |
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ITsec (477 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-01-08 09:32 AM Response to Reply #1 |
9. delete |
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shadowknows69 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-01-08 09:06 AM Response to Original message |
2. When my fellow churchgoers started to talk about subjects like this |
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muriel_volestrangler (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-01-08 09:09 AM Response to Original message |
3. Why is the toilet paper on the outside of the loo? |
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ConcernedCanuk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-01-08 01:04 PM Response to Reply #3 |
21. I suspect there may be two reasons - one being they live in a dry climate |
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Wickerman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-01-08 09:09 AM Response to Original message |
4. The average christian mansion reminded me of this one |
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Veritas_et_Aequitas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-01-08 03:22 PM Response to Reply #4 |
25. Self-Delete. Oops. |
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Cirque du So-What (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-01-08 09:12 AM Response to Original message |
5. Literal mansions? |
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Solly Mack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-01-08 09:21 AM Response to Original message |
6. Location.Location.Location. |
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tularetom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-01-08 09:24 AM Response to Original message |
7. This is the kind of childish thinking that will doom this country |
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ConcernedCanuk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-01-08 01:11 PM Response to Reply #7 |
22. "Religion is what keeps the poor from killing the rich" - dammm - I think Napoleon is right. |
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ITsec (477 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-01-08 09:34 AM Response to Original message |
10. Here's Sarah Palin's mansion... |
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Tierra_y_Libertad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-01-08 09:37 AM Response to Original message |
11. God has been offering ARMs to the suckers for millenia. Low down, easy payments. |
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VOX (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-01-08 09:39 AM Response to Original message |
12. The concept of "metaphor" is just too damned complicated for RW Christians... |
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Ezlivin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-01-08 09:41 AM Response to Original message |
13. Revelation 21:21 |
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knitter4democracy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-01-08 01:13 PM Response to Reply #13 |
24. Wait until they try to tell you that the gold is clear. |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-01-08 09:43 AM Response to Original message |
14. Do Ferraris go to Heaven? |
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Marr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-01-08 09:46 AM Response to Original message |
15. So heaven has a caste system? |
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alfredo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-01-08 09:47 AM Response to Original message |
16. A small villa in a part of heaven that is similar to the Mediterranean. |
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Incitatus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-01-08 09:49 AM Response to Original message |
17. / |
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Vickers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-01-08 09:58 AM Response to Original message |
18. So, even in Heaven you get punished? |
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onager (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-01-08 10:08 AM Response to Original message |
19. And these are the people... |
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Turbineguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-01-08 10:12 AM Response to Original message |
20. A Rush Limbaugh look alike |
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knitter4democracy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-01-08 01:12 PM Response to Original message |
23. I always thought it was metaphorical. Silly me. |
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Veritas_et_Aequitas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-01-08 03:25 PM Response to Original message |
26. I always saw heaven as a metaphor for a spiritual relationship with God after death. |
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juno jones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-01-08 03:34 PM Response to Original message |
27. In the '70s Diane Keaton won an oscar |
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FM Arouet666 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-01-08 11:29 PM Response to Original message |
28. Just sad |
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Crowman1979 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-02-08 09:58 AM Response to Original message |
29. What if a person doesn't like mansions or vast riches? |
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Odin2005 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-03-08 03:39 PM Response to Original message |
30. More proof that religion is nothing but supersitition. |
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Evoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-05-08 01:34 PM Response to Original message |
31. Materialistic assholes. |
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