GOD is a SOCk?

[indigobusiness]

[BlueEyedSon]

1. Well, since God is everywhere and everything....

:evilgrin:

[indigobusiness]

2. Seems to me that God is more like

a hole in a sock.

[BlueEyedSon]

3. He is the hole, the sock, the other sock, all socks, the foot,

the shoe, the sock factory in china, the 12 y.o. working 15 hours a day in the factory, the shoe, the sock store, the money to buy the sock, the Fed.....

Unless he's a fictional fabrication....

[indigobusiness]

5. Yes, of course, but if he is fabricated

then he couldn't be the hole.

[BlueEyedSon]

7. Well it is one or the t'other...

[indigobusiness]

8. That's why...

the sock hole is a better metaphor.

[super simian]

4. God...

...is a monthly pass on the Los Angeles Metrolink. ;-)

[indigobusiness]

6. Only...

in California.

[super simian]

14. yeah but

it's a universal metaphor for the mystery of lack supplied

[indigobusiness]

15. Godly...

grammar.

[super simian]

16. Godly...

...language.

[indigobusiness]

23. Godly is...

as Godly does.

[super simian]

25. Zackly! n/t

[MatrixEscape]

9. Ah, the wisdom of the Street Sage!

A reference to those socks that come out of the wash missing the other sock. And when you only have one sock and need another, well, sure makes sense to me ;)

His naked foot is both a sign of poverty and a warm puddle of Supreme Wisdom to the sock seekers!

[indigobusiness]

10. He does look like he might know...

of what he speaks.

[troubleinwinter]

11. Awwww... Santa, is that you? I want socks.

[indigobusiness]

13. We could all...

use more socks.

[zeemike]

12. I can see a metaphor

The sock keeps the feet warm and prevents the chafing of the fleas from the material world. It is a comforter

[Ignoramus]

17. no no you're all missing it

He's sockless.

[indigobusiness]

18. That was mentioned.

You missed it.

[BlueEyedSon]

19. I once felt bad I had no shoes

'til I met a man with no feet.

[indigobusiness]

20. I wonder if he thinks...

GOD is a SOCK?

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

21. Sort of like the old saying.... when you are a hammer, all

your problems tend to look like nails.

If you have a cold foot, then I guess salvation would be a warm sock.

[indigobusiness]

22. But, is God...

the same a salvation?

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

24. Ever been on the street? Had a cold, wet foot?

A warm, dry sock is salvation.
So, if God is a Sock,
then God IS salvation.

[indigobusiness]

26. You just...

jumped your own scooter.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

27. QED.

:hi:

[indigobusiness]

28. Quod Erat Demonstrandum?

Verily.

[RetroLounge]

29. God is the Smile on a Dog...

I know what I know, if you know what I mean...

RL

[indigobusiness]

30. Got any photos?

I think I do???...know what you mean.