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WillyT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-10-10 07:13 PM
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LOL !!! - Ultrasound Jesus !!!
Ultrasound Jesus
by Abby Zimet - CommonDreams
06.10.10 - 5:20 PM

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An ecumenical group in the U.K has unveiled a new Christmas advertising campaign featuring Jesus in the womb with a halo that bears a striking resemblance to anti-abortion imagery even though they say don't be silly it's just a "highly impactful" way of putting the Christ back in Christmas, albeit in the womb.

A few questions for the good people of Churchads.net: 1. Don't you think you're being either politically disingenuous, or stupid? 2. Who ever told you "impactful" is a word? 3. Don't you think friggin' June is a bit early for Christmas ads? and 4. Wouldn't Ultrasound Jesus be a highly impactful name for a rock band?

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Link: http://www.commondreams.org/further/2010/06/10-3

:rofl:

:evilgrin:
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tallahasseedem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-10-10 07:14 PM
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1. Fail.
There are no words...
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-10-10 07:16 PM
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2. I don't know, that's kinda funny.
Does the UK have the same fucked up argument about abortion we have over here on the shallow end of the pond?
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RC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-10-10 07:16 PM
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3. And think of giving birth to that halo.
What if it comes out and falls to the floor with a clank?
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RKP5637 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-10-10 07:19 PM
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4. Ouch!!! Birthing a halo!!! n/t
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-10-10 08:38 PM
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12. would it be like birthing a hula hoop?
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nadinbrzezinski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-10-10 07:21 PM
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6. Nope, nowhere in my common complications
of birth do I find a Halo. Closest is breach...

:-)
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Berry Cool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-10-10 08:28 PM
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11. Poor Mary's gonna have trouble...
She dilates 10 centimeters, and then that halo turns out to have a bigger circumference? I don't wanna be around when that happens.

I can just hear her now: "GET AWAY FROM ME, HOLY SPIRIT!! YOU DID THIS TO ME!!!!"
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WillyT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-10-10 07:30 PM
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7. Maybe It's Just A Diaphram ???
:shrug:

:evilgrin:

:hi:
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-10-10 07:37 PM
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8. Looks like an IUD to me....
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onager Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-10 01:51 AM
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15. I thought it was a coat-hanger...
n/t
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ChadwickHenryWard Donating Member (692 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-10 03:47 PM
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17. That, sir, was tasteless.
Now, you know better than that. For shame.
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nadinbrzezinski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-10-10 07:20 PM
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5. They are of course preemting the war on Thanksgiving
and have started the War on Christmas campaign of 2010 full force.

Ok then... St Nick, you are IN MY SIGHTS!!!!!!!



Yeah keep laughing old man... and Rudolph is next!

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Touchdown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-10-10 07:43 PM
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9. Looks like Daddy lost his cockring.
:hide:
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pinboy3niner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-10-10 07:44 PM
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10. The Second Coming--coming to a delivery room near you!
:rofl:
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DeSwiss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-10-10 10:15 PM
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13. Since he was never here.....
...so how can he come back?

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vixengrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-10-10 10:31 PM
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14. I might have taken the image a bit too far.
Edited on Thu Jun-10-10 10:32 PM by vixengrl
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dmallind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-10 11:35 AM
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16. Unless my math is off a 7wk fetus looks nothing like that
Perhaps the putative Messiah has a longer gestation period to help develop that halo.

A human fetus at that stage is about half an inch long and looks like a bulbous maggot with a couple of misshaped appendages.
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