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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-15-10 08:17 AM
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Touchdown Jesus On Fire, Ohio Statue Destroyed By Lightning
GOD HAS SPOKEN!

Touchdown Jesus On Fire, Ohio Statue Destroyed By Lightning
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NV Whino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-15-10 08:20 AM
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1. Jesus has been raptured?
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jdlh8894 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-15-10 08:48 AM
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6. For the second time! n/t
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-15-10 08:21 AM
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2. Solid Rock maybe, but not fireproof.
:rofl:
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zipplewrath Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-15-10 08:22 AM
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3. Wrong one
At first I thought Notre Dame was on fire.
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trotsky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-15-10 08:34 AM
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4. A sign from god?
Is he displeased?

Or did he just long for the olden days, and wanted a burnt offering?
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Bitwit1234 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-15-10 08:42 AM
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5. If there is a God don't
you think he is so upset at this bunch of tea bags and republicans committing all this acts in His name. The Arizona problem, denying help to the innocent, wanting to cut out school lunches, deny life saving health benefits to people and denying most all social services. Every single thing the republicans are against show just how anti-Christian they are. Yet they constantly yell religion, religion, religion. It is a damn good thing that this country was not founder on religious principals such as the ones they claim.
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laconicsax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-15-10 03:39 PM
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10. #5. Pay the winner. n/t
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Arkansas Granny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-15-10 09:03 AM
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7. And a special tribute to the "Big Butter Jesus" by Heywood Banks.
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kestrel91316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-15-10 09:42 AM
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8. Maybe Gawd actually meant that part in the Ten Commandments about graven images??
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laconicsax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-15-10 03:42 PM
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11. You're expecting them to actually know what their book says? n/t
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-15-10 10:49 AM
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9. And God saw Touchdown Jesus and said, 'Feh! Voss dreck!'
Edited on Tue Jun-15-10 10:53 AM by BurtWorm
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Odin2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-15-10 04:47 PM
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12. Oh, the Irony!
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onager Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-15-10 08:49 PM
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13. Nature sure is a great art critic.
n/t
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