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heidler1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-24-05 12:20 PM
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A reasonable assumption?

An honest man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy
boulevard.

Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him.

He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have
beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn, screaming in frustration as
she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell
phone and makeup.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up
into the face of a very serious police officer.

The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.

He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed,
photographed, and placed in a holding cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the
door.

She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was
waiting with her personal effects.

He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your
car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you,
and cussing a blue streak at him.

"I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do'
bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday- School' bumper sticker, and the
chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.

Naturally... I assumed you had stolen the car."
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bmcatt Donating Member (398 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-24-05 12:29 PM
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1. *snerk*
Tooooo funny. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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nemo137 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-05 11:18 PM
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2. that's too good.
I'm saving that one for future reference.
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-29-05 01:10 AM
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3. Priceless!
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PsychoDad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-29-05 03:12 AM
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4. LOL
Thats good :)
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