This Week In Holy Crimes

[lame54]

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SUNDAY, APRIL 10, 2011
This Week In Holy Crimes
Over the last seven days...

Texas: Pastor Julio Perez charged with murder for hiring a hit man to shoot his wife.
Mississippi: Pastor Eddie Prince charged with downloading child porn on a public library computer.
Washington DC: Whistleblower lawsuit filed against Catholic Charities for charging the poor for flu shots meant to be free under a government-funded program.
New York: Father Francis McCloskey busted in stolen car after attempting to elude pursuing cops. McCloskey is a renowned anti-abortion activist.
California: Father Alejandro Castillo charged with seven felony counts of child molestation.
New Jersey: Rabbi Mordchai Fish pleads guilty to money laundering.
New York: Pastor Jeremy Fulton pleads guilty to molesting five girls as young as ten years old.
Pennsylvania: Archdiocese of Philadelphia sued for wrongful death in suicide of molestation victim.
Oklahoma: Pastor Tommy Pitts charged with 70 felony counts of child molestation. The victims are his adopted daughters.
Wisconsin: Father John Dahlberg charged with embezzling from church fund meant for families in crisis.
Texas: Pastor Owen Davis charged with sexual assault of an undocumented woman he had forced to sign a contract agreeing to sex on demand.
California: Pastor Joe David Nelms charged with sexual assault on a child.
New York: Pastor Joe Flowers charged with molesting an 11 year-old boy.
Illinois: Father John Regan to face trial for embezzling $400K in church funds to support his gambling addiction.

This Week's Winner
Wisconsin: The Archdiocese of Milwaukee is accused of transferring $55M into a cemetery trust account in order to shield assets from suing molestation victims. The Archdiocese filed for bankruptcy in January and this week proposed settling 22 molestation suits at $700K each. In February a lawyer for the victims accused New York Archbishop Timothy Dolan of hiding $130M while assigned to Milwaukee in 2008.

[lame54]

1. .

[Kolesar]

2. Pederasty was so widespread in the Church, you would think it was a sacrament

[onager]

7. "With wine and boys around...

...the monks have no need of the Devil to tempt them."

Early Xian proverb from the Middle East. Quoted in A History of Celibacy by E. Abbott.

Also quoted in the great HBO documentary "Celibacy:" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0808195/

[Kolesar]

8. Ew ... eom

[Initech]

3. Family values! Family values!!!

:eyes:

[lame54]

5. if you repeat it one more time I might believe it

[YellowRubberDuckie]

4. Wow.

Nice. :puke:

[dimbear]

6. MY FRIENDS U C HOW THE DEVIL LIES IN WAIT 4 U

Redouble your prayers for mercy and your financial support.

B 4 teh END.

[lame54]

9. .

[BillStein]

10. It's all the fault of the Gays

Ask william donahue!

[Iggo]

11. Something about a Scotsman or something. (n/t)