Televangelist Jimmy Swaggart Quotes

[Proud_Democratt]

Jimmy Swaggart, a televangelist from Baton Rouge.
Here's a couple for starters.....

“Evolution is a bankrupt speculative philosophy, not a scientific fact. Only a spiritually bankrupt society could ever believe it. ... Only atheists could accept this Satanic theory"


"Sex education classes in our public schools are promoting incest”















http://en.thinkexist.com/quotes/jimmy_swaggart/

[Mythsaje]

1. Shutup, Jimmy.

We already know you're an idiot. You don't have to constantly prove it.

[shain from kane]

2. "I have sin-sin-sin-ned." , followed by boo-hoo.

His most famous quote, after being caught with his pants down with a prostitute.

[Xeric]

5. followed by...

"It's nobody's business but mine."
One of the great hypocrites and con-artists of our times.

[Donkeykick]

6. LOL!

:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: Tell it like it is, man!

[ChairmanAgnostic]

3. Shame on you, Proud. Abusing a god-feerin man like him.

All you are going to do is make those people think.

Hey, wait a sec.

Never mind.

[Proud_Democratt]

11. That's the idea!

Did someone add "Thou shalt not think" to the Commandments???

[displacedtexan]

4. I'll see your Swaggart and raise you 1 Schlafly.

[shenmue]

16. She's insane

:crazy:

[Proud_Democratt]

20. Schlafly is a beer in my area...St.Louis

[LouisianaLiberal]

7. Jimmy is definitely certifiable -

However, a friend who attends his church told me that as of about two years ago he was becoming more and more critical of Bush. This was over a year ago, however, so I don't know what he is currently saying (my "friend" no longer speaks to me because she couldn't convert me to creationism - but before we lost touch I was able to convince her that Bush's agenda wasn't Christian and to vote for Kerry. She did).

Jimmy is a loon and a hypocrite. But he really isn't stupid.

[IntravenousDemilo]

8. How come it was so important to your "friend" that you convert to

creationism? Is it really any of her business? Is that such a "friend"ship-breaker?

[madrchsod]

9. ya mean your cousin

jerry lee had sex education classes when he was growing up or was that the work of the "devil`s music"? and what about that skanky hooker you were caught with jimmy?

[Proud_Democratt]

12. In case...someone doesn't...Jimmy has two famous cousins,

Jerry Lee Lewis and Mickey Gilley.

[lvx35]

10. wow, that's retarded.

What do these people demean spirituality by saying Satan is in control of that which we can observe from reality? And for the incest, oh we could do some REAL research on that Jimmy, and Its not gonna show it happening with educated liberal families as often as in your flock, buddy.

[TallahasseeGrannie]

13. I'll say this about "ole Jimmy

he can PLAY that pianer!

[Proud_Democratt]

15. Runs in the family...Jerry Lee and Mickey

[Proud_Democratt]

14. Another Jimmy quote

"The minister of the Gospel is really the yardstick by which the nation measures its morals”


We're in big trouble, mister!!!!!

[okasha]

19. Yardstick?

Inchstick.

[valerief]

17. got this from dkosopedia

Jimmy Swaggart, televangelist, said during a sermon "I'm trying to find the correct name for it … this utter absolute, asinine, idiotic stupidity of men marrying men. … I've never seen a man in my life I wanted to marry. And I'm gonna be blunt and plain; if one ever looks at me like that, I'm gonna kill him and tell God he died." Had an affair with a prostitute.

[arwalden]

18. How Can Anyone Respect Him?

"I have sinned against you my Lord, and I would ask that your precious blood.... boo hoo hoo...."

http://tinyurl.com/ooga2

[Crunchy Frog]

21. Do you have any of his quotes

about the nine year old daughter of the prostitute he was seeing?