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timber84 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-23-06 03:50 PM
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Steelers Fans this explains it all......
> After living a long, full life, Peyton Manning dies. When he goes to heaven,
> God shows him around.>
>
> They come to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the
> window.>
>
> "This house is yours for eternity, Peyton." said God.>
>
> "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."
> >
> Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the
> porch, he noticed another house just around the corner.>
> >
> It was a 3 story mansion with a black & gold sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flag
> pole with an enormous Steelers flag, and in every window a Terrible Towel.
>
>
> Peyton looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful,
> but I have a question. I was an all-pro quarterback, I hold many NFL
> records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."
> >
> God said, "So what's your point Peyton?">
>
> "Well, why does Ben Rothlisberger get a better house than me?"
>
>
> God chuckled, and said, "Peyton, that's not Ben's house, it's mine!!"
>

:rofl:
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davidinalameda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-23-06 04:48 PM
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1. amen brother
amen!
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RUMMYisFROSTED Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-23-06 06:39 PM
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2. And then, in a fit of RAGE, GOD
>>smothers all Steeler fans
>under his football cleat
>>>and declares
>>in all seriousness
>that he's smitten with the Hawks!

>>He then transfers all his powers
>to the Seahawks and
>>>>declares them the NEW LORD!

>And then He rests
>>>>happy and
>content.

>>Amen
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blue neen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-23-06 07:39 PM
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3. Great story
about a great team! :toast:
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