'enforced homosexualization'

[ianrs]

"Society is going through this enforced homosexualization in Massachusetts," he says. "It's truly frightening." :rofl:
(from the absolute darlings at Agape news, providers of 'reliable news from a christian source': http://headlines.agapepress.org/archive/5/162005a.asp)


A remarkable picture of life in the gay gulag formerly known as the Commonwealth of Massachussetts. Perhaps any locals could fill us in?

[ET Awful]

1. I'm from Mass, and let me tell you, it's truly disturbing . . . they're

everywhere. The problem is you don't even know they're them until they do that stuff they do, then you know it's them doing their thing. :evilgrin: I think they're going to try to force me to toss the whole hetero thing here pretty soon, I'm frightened. . . I mean . . . I LIKE girls dammit :)

[ianrs]

7. brave of you to admit it (cos you're a boy, yes?)

they'll be knocking on your door any day now, I assume, and - all together now - forcing it down your throat!!!


Actually, missing that line somehow makes it less real. Time was, here in the UK at any rate, that no self-respecting promoter of homosexuality, pervert or other deviant could go about their immoral business without forcing it down someone's throat.


It'll be interesting to compare test results from Mass. schools with those from Kansas schools when one state's teaching gay, and the other's teaching creeayshun...

[BR_Parkway]

2. Well surely they're only enforcing it on the cute ones. I mean, the

gay gene for all things tasteful and properly decorated is not in dispute!

They are so pissed. No earthquakes, no locust, no brimstone - it just has to be cutting into their funding. Hmmmm, pay more for gas or send more cash to the radical clerics who are worried about my gay neighbors?

[kweerwolf]

3. Well all I can say is it's about friggin' time!

Maybe once we have "enforced homosexualization" across the country it will be easier for me to find a date!

:woohoo:

[Kikosexy2]

5. I'm going ...

right over there to "homosexualize" you! Beware the Fab Five of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy are on the march and there's no stopping them....oh the horror, the horror!

[ladeuxiemevoiture]

12. I believe that's no. 58 on the Agenda

Do you need me to shoot you a copy by e-mail?

[benevolent dictator]

16. Hey! I need a copy. The lazy people over at HQ must have left me off

the mailing list!

I keep hearing people talk about it, but I haven't gotten a copy yet.

[smoogatz]

4. Glad to.

It's a complete crock of shit, ianrs. Consider the source--"Ragape Press." Straight people in Massachusetts are still getting married. Polygamy, bestiality and pedophilia are still illegal. God has not reduced the entire state to smoldering rubble. "Enforced homsexualization" is the new fundie code word for "tolerance." Jesus preached tolerance and love--not hate. Where does Jesus say we should hate gay people?

[RubyDuby in GA]

6. Oh alright. I give up! Can I have a pretty blonde girl?

I'm a redhead and I'd like some variety in my partner.

Thank you in advance.

:)

[Ian David]

8. Welcome to DU! Enjoy your stay.

[ianrs]

11. thank you

:hi:

[Zenlitened]

9. I think they've told us more about their fetishes and fantasies...

... than about reality. Seriously, I'm sure there are websites out there where they can go and masturbate over homoerotic B&D stories if that's their thing.

But no, they're so sexually and emotionally twisted and repressed, that they instead wage a "moral" campaign against marriage fairness for gays and lesbians.

It's just so unreal. These people damaged beyond all recognition. And it's just so obvious to see, with every statement they make, every phrase they choose, everything they do. Is there ANYONE who spends as much time thinking about gay sex... as an anti-gay religion-sodden fundie crusader?

Sickos.

[ianrs]

10. don't non-gay citizens

(but not in Mass, where there aren't any...!)get fed up with this sort of stuff? I mean, in me it puts the fear of the god I don't believe in (and I don't even live in the US) but eventually the good people of Everyville will realise that, er, the sky's not fallen in, the Sherrif's not wearing feather boas(at least, not at work)and the kid's aren't having same-sex-holding-hands lessons. And will realise that they've been lied to. Lots.

Too optimistic?

[TaleWgnDg]

13. I live in Massachusetts . . .

.
I live in Massachusetts. I practice Family Law in Massachusetts. After reading that so-called "news" report, I'm wondering if the author is on the same planet as Massachusetts?!

Yes, we remain here on the East Coast. The sky didn't fall in Massachusetts. Honest. That, despite the hellfire and brimstone predicted by the radical rightwing "religious" zealots.

Indeed. I strongly suggest that those radical "religious" zealots take some Imodium or some other *cure.* And fast too.




One Year Anniversary, May 17, 2005: same-sex couples, their families, friends, and supporters on the steps of the Massachusetts State House in celebration of Goodridge (allowing same-sex marriage in Massachusetts)


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[moose65]

14. I'm so envious......

Of you Massachusettsites (is that a word??) Last fall I took a little trip to Vermont and Massachusetts, and I didn't notice anything different in the air, like the stench of hommasexshuls. Does the National Headquarters still give out Toaster Ovens for new recruits?? Or have they evolved to something a little more upscale, like espresso machines or iPods ? I'd love to know how you New Englanders have managed to live your lives for a whole year, while those gay people have been busy ruining Western civilization!

[ronnykmarshall]

15. I loves me some enforced homosexualization

but you gotta have a sling.

Don't work good unless you got a sling.