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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-10 03:16 PM
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Too funny: Call The Waambulance Because Nobody Wants To Date Homocon Kevin Dujan
Call The Waambulance Because Nobody Wants To Date Homocon Kevin Dujan

Homocon Kevin Dujan, author of Hillbuzz, says that his last boyfriend broke up with him after a Google search revealed "what the Left had put out there" about him. And now Dujan claims that someone he was interested in threw a drink in his face when learning about his love for Sarah Palin. Why, radical gay leftists are probably planning his murder right this minute!

Well, I’ll take a beer to the face, or even a punch, for Governor Palin and little Trig any day. I’ll accept whatever nasty thing the Left wants to do today, willingly, because I am tired of seeing people run in terror from these lunatics. I am sick to death of watching Republicans buckle when threatened by the Daily Kos crowd, and I’m so very tired of conservatives allowing the Left to run roughshod over this country because they are scared of the Left targeting them for resisting. Just as Jacobi broke things off with me because he Googled me after the Left’s attacks in January, and Keifer threw his drink at me and told me he hoped I got AIDS and died because he realized I’m a conservative political writer he’d heard of (and hated), I know that in the future there’s going to be some crazy Leftist zealot, most likely in the gay community, who’s going to take things even further…and possibly physically harm me because I won’t shut up, sit down, and allow the Left to tank this country.

Full hilarious article: http://hillbuzz.org/2010/08/27/well-its-offical-sarah-palin-has-made-me-both-a-vampire-and-an-evil-celebrity-whatever-that-is/

Link: http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2010/08/call-waambulance-because-nobody-wants.html
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LeftinOH Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-10 03:27 PM
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1. Could it be because he's an ugly bitch, as well?:
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Hell Hath No Fury Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-10 03:29 PM
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2. He's ugly inside --
the place that counts.
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AndyA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-10 03:50 PM
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3. Yep. I'd probably tell him to go stuff it, too.
What a totally screwed up sense of priorities and values the right wingers have.

Gay and Republican. Really, dude? I just don't get it. You're lucky the GOP doesn't take you out back and disappear you.
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monmouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-10 03:53 PM
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4. He sort of reminds me of Al Capone in Al's younger days....n/t
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RKP5637 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-10 03:54 PM
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5. Ugly inside and outside. A totally ugly package n/t
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GodlessBiker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-10 03:57 PM
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6. He loves Sarah, even though she thinks he's a piece of shit. She thinks your love is sinful...
Mr. Shit-for-Brains Dujan. When next, if ever, you do fall in love, think about all of your conservative GOP contacts thinking your very existence is an abomination.
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rocktivity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-10 04:20 PM
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7. Ken "Meh" Mehlman is available.


:evilgrin:
rocktivity
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racaulk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-10 04:27 PM
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8. Ken Mehlman and Kevin Dujan?
ACK!!!! Brain bleach, please! x(
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EC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-10 04:31 PM
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9. He can't seem to figure out why these guys that he liked
Hates him...they told him why, but he just negates that and says it's the liberals attacks...nothing about him really doing and saying the things he did that they hated...he seems to think that what he says and does are no big deal, that it's only how he makes a living, not what he really believes...typical...not putting their actions in context of their contribution to the hate...




Just as Jacobi broke things off with me because he Googled me after the Left’s attacks in January, and Keifer threw his drink at me and told me he hoped I got AIDS and died because he realized I’m a conservative political writer he’d heard of (and hated),
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Hassin Bin Sober Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-10 10:41 PM
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10. I smell a professional victim.
I'll have to keep an eye out for him in my neighborhood.
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QC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-10 10:43 PM
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11. If he shaved his head, he would look just like Uncle Fester. n/t
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