Cartoons Are Making Your Children Gay

[wtmusic]

"...let’s take a look at what the liberal media is flashing in front of your children’s eyes.

Rainbow Bright



Look at this cheerful lesbian whore, spreading gay glitter and unicorns into your babies mind. All this cartoon is teaching your children, is to go out and live life with no real boundaries and live in a false reality. It promotes the use of hardcore drugs worse than the pot."

Care Bears



Bears are gay men who are very hairy and prey on pre-teen innocence. This show is teaching your kids that hairy people with rainbow stickers just want to go out and have fun adventures and hug. Well, it isn’t much of an adventure when your children some home after a full days worth on being raped by multiple gay men.

Thundercats



Because having your son rubbing his sin snake to make it grow, so he can fight off other men is cute. I THINK NOT! This cartoon is purely promoting kids to watch other men on men sin docking activities, touch their Satan flesh sword while they yell out sexual sounds."

http://christwire.org/2011/03/cartoons-are-making-your-children-gay/

"the pot?" :D

[xchrom]

1. sin snake? satan sword?

well -- i've heard people call mine Leviathan.

:rofl:

[Angry Dragon]

8. ..........

:rofl:


:hide:

[William769]

2. "Cartoons Are Making Your Children Gay" that has always been the case.

Cartoons are supposed to kame kids happy (Gay)!

[Kurovski]

3. It's about damn time!

More gay, every day, all the way, that's what I say!

(it looks like He-man knows how to get the job done in no time flat.)

[Kurovski]

4. "...the smurfs are blue which means democrat."

:D

[appleannie1]

5. Quick. Hide the cereal. It will be next on causes.

[hedgehog]

6. I can't figure out if these people are serious or if this is an over-the-top

parody by someone with waaaay too much time on his hands!

[Kurovski]

7. The answer of course is that it was created

within a Satanic Nudist's Coven.

Consider it "High Mass", Which we have now all attended.

-Anyone else here naked?

[wtmusic]

9. It's pretty funny either way. nt

[hedgehog]

10. If these guys are faking, they leave Colbert in the dust!

Buried on one of the links is s supposed story of a black Nigerian couple who gave birth to a blue eyed, blonde. The article is very serious in tone, all about how she isn't an albino, and suggesting that God has rewarded these parents by giving them a white baby, etc. I'm pretty sure the "baby" is one of those creepily realistic dolls.

[wtmusic]

11. This guy is a bit too inspired. Or repressed.

Or both. :crazy:

[Pab Sungenis]

14. Christwire is satire

and some of the best satire on the net today.

[hootinholler]

12. Actually that's an intellectual improvement

Just a few years ago they claimed the cartoon characters were gay.

-Hoot

[wtmusic]

13. Seeing Rainbow Brite called a "cheerful lesbian whore" made my day

It takes a special kind of insanity to come up with that.

[Ian David]

15. They forgot THIS one...

Tell Cavuto And Beck About James Dobson's Cartoon Porn... For Kids

Fox News pundit Neil Cavuto and Headline News doofus Glenn Beck have begun yet another crusade against cartoon characters. This time the subversive cartoon in question is the new animated film Happy Feet which is apparently a platform for penguins to engage in far-left penguin propaganda (more from Crooks & Liars).

It's not the first time conservatives have aimed their mouths at cartoon characters. Spongebob, Shrek, Shark Tale, the Teletubbies and the Muppets (not cartoons, but okay) have all been strapped to conservative boxes of ACME dynamite by the likes of Jerry "Stay-Puft" Falwell, Dr. Dobson and now Beck and Cavuto. But I wonder if it would surprise these arbiters of cartoon goodness to learn that their very own Christian conservative icon, Dr. James Dobson, has financed cartoon porn.

Not too long ago, while running my own blog, I came across a Dobson-financed website for kids called Ribbits.com, which is linked from his main website Family.org. What I found on the site shocked and frightened me.

My fellow Americans, I discovered that Dobson created a family of cartoon frogs... with units. Cartoon frog genitalia. No photoshopping involved -- this is horribly real. I give you Dobson's boner frog:



More:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/bob-cesca/tell-cavuto-and-beck-abou_b_34709.html

[The Philosopher]

16. This shit is for real!

I had a Rainbow Brite AND Starlite doll, which I played with almost till I was a teenager, and I also had EVERY Care Bear out there. AND NOW LOOK AT ME!

Of course, I don't remember anything that suggestive about Thundercats. I always thought I watched it because I liked cats.

[hailhydra]

17. I am glad you posted...

I thought I was the only one to remember that Rainbow Brite's horse's name was Starlite!

I also really need to point out that he was not a unicorn but a talking horse... :P

[The Philosopher]

19. I have to admit...

I had to wiki Brite's name to remember it. :blush: I could see the horse (doll) plain as day, but I couldn't recall the name. This old man is getting old!

[RetiredTrotskyite]

18. And Let's Not Forget....

Jerry Falwell's personal favourite: Tinky Winky!!!!!