I'm 7 posts away from 10,000 posts.

[Jamastiene]

I want number 9,999 and 10,000 to be here. Any help?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

1. Get in the kitchen and make some mojitos for your squirrels, woman!

:rofl:

[Jamastiene]

3. I haven't seen my squirrels lately.

I hope these strong winds we've been having haven't blown them into the next county. They have worse flooding than we do from what I hear. :shrug:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

5. They're probably marching north to meet up with the battalion at Drew University.

From there, they'll march eastward and overthrow Manhattan.

[Jamastiene]

7. I trained them well.

I have full faith in them. They will win any battle they decide to fight. :patriot:

[YDogg]

2. Six to go?

[Jamastiene]

4. Right now, it says 9,995, so I got four to go to be at

9,999, I think. :think:

[YDogg]

6. when you reach 9,999 will you party like it's 9,999?

[Jamastiene]

8. I have something up my sleeve for my 10,000th post, or should

I say, my pantleg? :evilgrin:

[YDogg]

9. You're on the verge. Or is it the cusp?

[Jamastiene]

11. I'm there.

Thank you, thank you, thank you. :party: Now, let the weirdness begin. :evilgrin:

[Jamastiene]

10. Post # 10,000. Happy T-Day, a little early.

http://www.redriderleglamps.com/images/newspinninglamp.swf

http://www.redriderleglamps.com/?OVRAW=christmas%20story&OVKEY=christmas%20story&OVMTC=standard

And here a link to a real genu-ine Leg Lamp:
http://www.leg-lamp.com/leglamp_com_s/1.htm

I want one of these for Christmas. :evilgrin:

[Jamastiene]

12. From Leg-Lamp.com

"We have had several questions regarding stretched out fishnet stockings from other leg lamp manufacturers so we will alleviate your concerns - A WORD OF CAUTION: If you would like your leg lamp to show the top of the thigh like the movie lamp did, be careful about purchasing lamps form other manufacturers that ship their lamps with the stocking pulled all the way up to the top of the leg. The odds are you will not be able to lower the stocking without it being stretched out and bunching. Our stockings fit snug to the leg and come positioned at the top of the thigh and below the butt cheek."

:rofl:

I want one.

[YDogg]

14. I wonder whether they make rights and lefts?

I mighta missed it.

[Jamastiene]

17. I just had a thought.

Someone with some money could get a whole row of them and stand them side by side like the Rockettes or something. :rofl:

[YDogg]

13. Those rock.

I don't quite get this, though: "Every leg lamp is shipped in a FRAGILE box." Wouldn't it make sense to ship the lamp in a sturdy box marked "FRAGILE"?

;-)

[Jamastiene]

16. Oh, they do.

It's marked "frageelay" just like the man says in the movie. I loved that movie. "It Runs In The Family" is pretty good too. It's the sequel.

[cboy4]

15. Oh great. You just got us the 2008 election, pushing your

10,000 post agenda!

The Repukes are going to be all over this! :mad: :grr: :argh:

[Jamastiene]

18. Tehehe.

I couldn't resist. I really want a leg lamp though. It would look great on my computer desk. :evilgrin:

[YDogg]

19. A full size one? That would be pretty tall on the desk.

I'm thinking you could get four and have them support the desk somehow.

[Jamastiene]

21. I could get a nightlight sized one.

Wow, I'd be super busy with four of them. Would that be a four legged woman or two women, I wonder? :P

[YDogg]

25. Ah, cool.

Small size works.

I'm thinking that would be two two-legged women, but again, the whole lefties and righties thing has me confused. I'd rather not think of it as four half women.

[Jamastiene]

26. Two full fledged women would be great though.

I'd be happy with one leg, although two would be great.

[cboy4]

20. Well, I must admit....it does scream "classy!"

:rofl:

[Jamastiene]

22. I love it.

I would love to have that in my room. What a classy lady they must have modeled to get that leg. :P

[cboy4]

23. How about the Christmas Story fishnet model?!? :)

NOW THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT!! :wow:

[Jamastiene]

24. Oh yeah, that's the one I want.

:)