damn I have gay fingers

[dsc]

I am watching Tyra Banks and her show is on 'scientific' tests of gayness. One is fingers. If your ring finger and index fingers are the same size or if your index finger is longer, then you are likely not gay, if your ring finger is longer then you are likely gay. I guess I need to send my fingers to Love Wins Out in Tennessee. Maybe my fingers can learn to play football so they can straigten out.


sorry about that put in not.

[xchrom]

1. see -- i thought it was cause i put fireengine red nail polish on them -- before i break out the

table saw and build something.

[Maven]

28. oh shit.

:spray:

[readmoreoften]

2. Even worse, I don't have lesbian fingers :( Do I have to break up with my girlfriend?

My pointer finger is not shorter than my ring finger. It's the same size. Does that mean I'm bisexual?

[dsc]

3. actually lesbians didn't come up during the show

so I am not sure there are lesbian fingers.

[gaspee]

11. they came up

in the program I first saw this on quite a few months back.

[DarkTirade]

4. ... but what if ALL your fingers are short and stubby?

[Mountainman]

5. Wait, if the fingers are the same size you are gay, if either finger is longer than the other you

are gay, so I all of us are happy all the time, right?:silly:

[TwilightZone]

6. In both of your examples, everyone is "likely gay"

Might want to fix that. ;)

If I recall correctly, if the index finger is longer, you're likely straight. If the ring finger is longer, you're likely gay. There was some guy on the Colbert Report talking about this a few weeks back.

[murray hill farm]

7. I am confused...

my right hand is gay and my left hand is not.

[mitchtv]

17. Huh, My left hand is much more gay

than my right, But I am right handed( which I believe is an indicator too?)

[Maven]

31. OMG

maybe you're actually bi!!!!1111!!!

:P

[Flarney]

8. Wow, I'm 1/4" gay...

...every one's at least a little bit gay, right? ;-)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

9. ring finger is much longer

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15. You're totally gay. I'm so jealous. I got a case of straight finger. :(

[Rising Phoenix]

35. mine is too

maybe that is the answer to all my questions....:rofl:

[gaspee]

10. Me too

Very gay fingers.

My ring finger is *much* longer than my index. I just thought everyone's fingers were that way. I also thought it was because I have "man hands."

I thought it was just genetics but when I checked, my two straight full siblings are the opposite. Kinda weird, huh?

[gaspee]

12. Link to study

http://www.unl.edu/rhames/courses/readings/homofinger/homo_finger.html

[UncleSepp]

33. Homofinger?

ROFL!! That's what it says in the link!

I see a James Bond spoof coming on.

[hulklogan]

13. My index finger is way longer than my ring finger and I'm super-gay

Hmmm.

[readmoreoften]

16. Longer ring finger for lesbians. Longer index finger for the boys. You're solidly homo! Congrats!

Me, I'm just a damn poser. My partner of 5 years is going to be so disappointed. (Have I been faking it?)

[hulklogan]

18. woohoo!!! n/t

[lightningandsnow]

14. My ring finger is longer

By quite a bit, actually.

I guess I'm super-gay?

[Clintonista2]

19. my ring finger is longer & I'm gay, so I geuss it works lolol

[readmoreoften]

20. Only if you're female. If you're a male you're straight. /nt

[insleeforprez]

21. There are three people in this room besides me

They are all straight, and all of their ring fingers are longer than their index fingers. I call bullshit on that study.

[dsc]

22. in fairness, it was couched in talk of averages and percents etc

but I do think it is junk science.

[qb]

23. I wish I'd known about this test long ago...

I might have saved me a lot of confusion :(
For the record, I have super-gay fingers.

[NMMNG]

24. My fingers are so gay

:P

[dsc]

25. I think for women it is reversed

so you have straight fingers.

[NMMNG]

27. Really?

They're the only straight thing about me, then.

[swimmernsecretsea]

26. Goldfinger!

Whaaa Whaaaa Whaaa

Goldfinger
He's the man, the man with the Midas touch
A spider's touch
Such a cold finger
Beckons you to enter his web of sin
But don't go in!

(gratuitous sexy Sean Connery photo)

[qb]

30. Awesome photo!

I used to live for the shirtless scenes, however :)

[swimmernsecretsea]

32. Not just you!

I recall when I was a kid looking forward to seeing that carpet of dark hair on his muscular chest! And he did not disappoint!

:9

[Tresalisa]

29. My index and ring fingers on both hands are the same size.

I heard it differently than Tyra, that if your baby toes on both feet lay sideways, you are most certainly, unequivocally, gay. :rofl:

[LeftHander]

34. Boys being limp wristed during puberty makes this happen....

For girls it happens if they wear a baseball mitt frequenty and throw balls.

OK I am kidding...but Tyra would like that...